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John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist’s interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John’s toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.
Its a miracle!!!!
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Man, this day can not be over soon enough for me. These lame gags are starting to get to me and it isn’t even lunch yet.
Maybe they’ll sell it on e-bay!
You know how people use the expletive, “Jesus H. Christ?” Well after much research I have found that Jesus Christ did have a middle name, and its initial was actually ‘H.’ The name… Hussein!
#1. Lunch? Its not even breakfast here, think I’ll have toast.
Fools. There is no toast.
I will start the Church of Toast!!! We take donations of money and / or bread crumbs. All Hail our Patron saints, Stroehman, Rudy, Wonder…
Granola bars are longer and thinner. That’s definitely toast.
Toast is just a 5000 year old myth!
Jesus had black hair and brown eyes.
At first it was difficult to spot, but if you look very carefully at the lower right hand corner of the picture for a couple minutes, you’ll see the outline of a toast!
Amazing!
#3 — not Hussein, but Harold:
Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name
Though, some believe that it is Jesus F**king Christ. I don’t know though — I would need to have a pic of that.
Somebody must have prayed for his/her daily bread.
Where the toast on Mohammad?
That is Jesus’s official 10 Commandments badge. Note it’s in the shape of two stone tablets.
its hoaxes like these which make me feel proud to be a Muslim. We don’t need to see toasts to prove Islam as the true religion to the world. By the way, toast , alcohol and other drinking stuff are forbidden in Islam.
#14–Hey zorkor==do images of Muhammad ever appear in the Middle East? Obviously, if one arose, it would have been done by Muhammad and not by those seeing it, so I don’t see any prohibitions there.
#14. Toast is forbidden in Islam? What the hell do you have against TOAST for cryin out loud? Its just BREAD!!!! Is bread forbidden in Islam too? How about air? Cripes! I think your making shit up. Isn’t lying forbidden in Islam?
#3 I knew that
#16, McCullough. If lying was forbidden in Islam, there wouldn’t BE any Islam!
#14 – cummon zorkor.. If you were a real muslim.. We’d all be dead by now
#20-22,
Niola,
It is bad form to try and promote your blog so blatantly on someone else’s blog. If you are already this disreputable, why on earth would I want to spend any more time with you?
[Niola is history- ed.]