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Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
It never occurred to me; but, I guess I can understand it. Sort of. Maybe?
Thanks, joshua
I don’t see a problem with it. If it’s in his yard, then he should have every right to do it. Neighbors don’t have to look into the yard. I’ve never heard anyone complain of someone sitting naked in a hot tub or anything like that.
You have to watch out for two groups – angry in laws and nosy neighbors
I hope that he was in love with the table
He had a woody!
It seems that pining away for the love of your life can get you arrested. Who knew?
This is what happens when a guy can’t afford $5,000 for an hour with a nice prostitute. I need to see the video on You Tube orfor sale on eBay or it didn’t happen.
The brings a whole ne meaning to the phrase “any port in a storm”.
In all fairness, we need to see a picture of the table before we rush to judgment.
Here’s the dude…
#8
He looks like a table-fucker…
The table is in therapy to get over the trauma. It turns out that it wasn’t consensual after all.
Think about this guys wife, finding out her husband has been screwing a hole in a table, rather than her. Wow, talk about rejection.
The hole is too small.
I wonder if this was the table?
Obviously a tweaker…
One word: splinters.
He probably got a woody.
This is why I never go to garage sales.
Cheers!
—RASTER
Knot Head
Who makes that orange laptop case?
Just for clarification guys, the table was METAL. Sorry, no splinters, notty business or board wives. She was under the table.
19 That looks like a stadium, cushion seat.
Five hundred miles from Singapore;
Couldn’t find a single whore;
So we bored a hole and &#@%ed the floor;
Aboard the good ship Venus.
So, ah, what’s for dinner?
Do the kids look like pica’nic tables around there.
#24. Well, the ones with umbrellas sticking out of their holes can be a little confusing.
There’s an IKEA commercial you don’t want to see.
Finally got him, now we are safe.
man.. now I know the world has been fkd up..the police should have busted the seats for being there as accessories after the fact.
$50 blow up doll would have been better, or self luv… but a table…
I’m in a net cafe at the moment so sadly I can’t get a url. But google Furniture Porn.
Hey !!! Arrest the Neighbor too !!! It’s usually ILLEGAL TO PHOTOGRAPH NAKED PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION !!! Even more CRIME IN THE STREETS !!!