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Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
It never occurred to me; but, I guess I can understand it. Sort of. Maybe?
Thanks, joshua
#20, Was the table frigid? lolol
ok..does he have a reciept, do we know how old the table was?
and the other question since this wasn’t a one time thing…i wonder if it ever asked “does this table cloth make me look fat?
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
I wonder if thew will require him to have to stay away atleast 1000yrds from a furniture store?
that little harlot patty o’ furniture was asking for it…seriously i knew this guy at sunner camp he actually had a girlfriend…flat as a board never neem nailed she was a carpenter’s dream so the story goes
As Letterman said before the top ten coundown,”The end of the civilized world, as we know it.
THATS CAUSE WHEN YOU TOSS YOUR LOAD INTO A TABLE IT DOESN’T FOLLOW YOU AROUND FOR 3 DAYS ASKIN DO YOU LOVE ME DO YOU LOVE ME????
Ok, I know i’m just hawking the goods, but seriously, the shirts are funny as hell! http://www.picnictablesareforeating.com
i think this guys love of barbecue grew to a love of the object that he had his best meals on.