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No, THIS is the greatest commercial ever made:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2935
The one you posted seems like a poor ripoff of this. Although because they posted their ACTUAL phone number, it makes you wonder.
See kids this is what drugs do to you after using them for years.
hahahahahahahahahahah!
Canadiens are funny. 🙂
WHAT THE FUCK !?!?!?!?!?!?!
This is the video I would make if I wanted to make absolutely sure that no one ever hired me for anything…
It must be a tax dodge.
Elderly Humor meets The Internet
They have to be joking. If you notice the video of their own wedding they have gotten old over the past few years.. What the deal!
It is to laugh!
Has to be a joke.
Then again. I get demo reels every day from wannabe film makers that are not much better.
Sharons’ HOT!
Fred Spencer is not joking! He needs a hug!
AHHH!! thats perfect!!!
Very “Tim and Eric Awesome Show”. Brilliant if it was a joke, even funnier if it was for real!
Wasn’t this a Superbowl ad?
LOL @ all of you who must of never had to sit through someones wedding video. Of course they get lots of work.
But just not from the video they made.
#11 – I’d do her.
Mice monotone. I don’t have a clue as to what that accent they are using is. (I have a completely normal midwestern accent, so I can pick on everybody else.)
I wouldn’t call it the Best commercial I’ve even seen, but it is worth a chuckle…..and it actually is better than a lot of home video’s I’ve seen.
#17—They are Canadian, eh!
#17… his accent is much stronger than hers. It is very Canadian.
We have to give the blonde an antidepressent….quick.
I think I saw this a remake of a wedding movie / video on an old SCTV John Candy take
Look up the URL. It’s got to be a fake.
Rick, go pay the $1cdn and come back and tell us.
This reminds me of the old bit from SCTV: Tex and Edna Boil’s Organ Emporium. “Come on down and buy the new Rhythm Ace Organ and get a free budgie.”
Too good for Fox!
Tex and Edna Boil: with Martin Short as their offspring, BoilBoy….
Anyway, not only are they Canadian, but the area code is Vancouver Island or the BC Interior, probably Kelowna judging by the Ogopogo reference.
Oh gawd, the horror… the horror….
Sharon,
After watching your video advertisement I find myself smitten with your effervescent demeanor and appearance. I would like to propose a meeting in which we can discuss a movie project. I would very much like this meeting to have a happy ending ;-). For this I am willing to make conce$$ions. If this is acceptable please feel free to email/call me at the NY State Governor’s Mansion.
Is that John Waters!?!?
BC folks are weird…
Unforgettable. Geeze, is there no humility in Vernon BC?