1. phishphiend says:

    Well no, that just suggest that people might have SEX…. OH NO

  2. Mister Catshit says:

    Ah yes,
    spring has sprung,
    the covers have riz,
    I wonder where.
    the birdies is.

  3. Hilarious 🙂

    Thank you.

    This starts well a day 🙂

  4. Cinaedh says:

    I’m baffled.

    If only porn stars are allowed to have erect penises in the U.S., where do all the babies come from?

  5. QB says:

    I’m working on a team with Brits, Canadians, and Americans these days. The B’s and C’s can’t figure out why the A’s are such prudes. Anybody have any ideas?

  6. AlphaTeam says:

    Time for a new bed?

  7. Sean O'Hara says:

    Well there was that pizza commercial recently where the guy says, “Hey, pizza will be here in 30 minutes. Are you thinking what I’m thinking,” and the woman says, “Yeah, but what’ll we do with the other 28 minutes?”

  8. Cursor_ says:

    #5

    That is why they have twelve ED drug commercials in the news hour.

    Americans HAVE no erections. Without drugs first of course!

    Cursor_

  9. Phillep says:

    #6, Sexual harassment lawsuits, mainly.

    Though insane groups also have inordinate influence; repressed sexuality, racial quotas, gun control, “animal rights”, etc.

  10. Named says:

    6

    And don’t forget the Puritan’s who left the good ‘ol UK for… the USA!

  11. OmarTheAlien says:

    I can see the question in her eyes: That thing has never been that big before.


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