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Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?
I see the light! I SEE THE LIGHT!!
IKEA?
Cheers
Jesus?
Cheers
Ok, now I got it…
Its, The Virgin Mary!
Cheers
What do you WANT us to see?
[A world class example of figure/ground. – ed.]
fantastic
like solving the riddle of what is under the Scottish man’s kilt
I often wondered what was under the lampshade
now I know
thanks for sharing
makes me want to go lamp shopping
mind if I steal this for my blog?
appreciate it
it is a bicycle blog
but who doesn’t love a nice shot of a lamp?
I SEE MYSELF FOR I AM DVORAK AND I SEE ALL.
Yes, I am the real Dvorak.
Heh. I’m amused.
@ Gary, the dangerous infidel (# 13)
your comment made me laugh more than the photo itself did
excellent wordplay
i still dont see the lamp …
Give it a rest, already !!!
All I see, honestly, is a lamp. In fact, I could have swore that it was a picture taken at my friend’s house, because he has several of those lamps, and just bought a new living room set.. the edge of that couch on the right looks very similar to his..
I see a woman’s groin, she is wearing black underwear and her legs are spread apart. You can see the curvature of her vulva. Her anus is just below where the picture leaves off.
p.s. Someone very cleverly added false shadows to the left and right of the black part of the lamp. This gives an illusion of depth. How clever of them. So very clever. It provides a sophisticated commentary for them regarding how a simple addition of shadows can create the appearance of female genitalia, covered of course. But, not being privvy to this insight, I suppose we can only guess at their interesting findings regarding visual perception and eroticism. Though I wonder just how they came up with the idea to modify the lamp picture to produce that of a spread eagled crotch. So interesting.
Tilt your head as much as you can or turn your computer upside down if you’re using a laptop…
The illusion gets ten times better! 🙂
this is funny
Holy Mother of Pearl….!!!!
It’s a Gash-Light!
I see a vote for the Hildebeast!
Your mom?
I already knew I was a pervert. You don’t have to rub it in 🙁
I see consensual sex in the missionary position.
hahahaha ….. I’m a pervert I guess 😀
Thats awesome, i didn’t even see the lamp at first! hahahah, i bet that means i got a dirty mind!
your mom opening up
I don’t see anything. Is it because I’m gay?
omg i wuz stumbling and my mom opens the door and says “WaT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!!!” lol i didnt get it til she told me
C’mon, now. I’m female and i saw a pair of legs.
That actually ISN’T a lamp.
http://calloftheday.net/?p=201