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Brian Decker, a New York-based micro-dermal surgeon and friend, offered Jensen the boob job on his calf last December while visiting Dragon FX. Solid silicone implants are custom-shaped and often used in chin and nose reconstructions. Decker performed the implant procedure on Jensen’s calf Dec. 9. By Christmas Eve, the sutures split and a litre of lymphatic fluid drained from Jensen’s leg.
“My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn’t meant to have 3D breasts,” he said. “There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently – the implant shot right out.
What else is there left to say? I’m sure the readers can come up with something.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I would get down on my knees for a girl with boobs that big. But not like this guy did.
Some people are out trying to find a cure for cancer, stop global warming, or figure out the key to world peace. Other people are getting boob jobs on their legs.
Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby.
Why… serious, why the hell would anyone do this to themselves?
#4 – Jeff
For the same reason women get boob jobs… attention seeking.
In the picture it looks as though the boobs are cleverly positioned above the kneecap. How would one walk around in long pants with girl-boobs on one’s kneecap?
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the milks gone bad
Yes, #7, dem miniature fake boobs, dey gone flat now anyway—one supposes—so it’s a m00t point.
Good point Jägermeister.
Nothing sexier than hairy silicon breasts – NOT!
Apparently men weren’t meant to have fake breasts implanted in their legs…
Yet more proof that the US is as decadent and depraved as the Roman Empire during it’s final days.
I hope the end comes swiftly.
#12. This did not happen in the GOUSofA. Chalk this one up to our nutty neighbors to the north, Canada. Take off, eh!?
There once was a cowboy from Denver
had boobs hangin off his patellar
but silicone spewed
rejection ensued
& now he’s one unhappy feller.
*practicing medicine without a license*
brian decker is no surgeon.
someday, with the help of lawsuits, piercers will stop playing doctor.
want to be a real surgeon? go to med school and pass your boards. otherwise, don’t degrade the good name of people who actually studied to get where they are – and who know what they’re doing.