1. Vorpal says:

    Alright, we get it, George W. Bush is god damn fucking moron. Tired and old joke, move on.

  2. Mister Catshit says:

    OK, I got to the 2:05 mark before I gave up. (Didn’t want to lose my breakfast)Hey Zeus all those effen idiots that voted for him must be proud.

  3. browng says:

    That was awesome. Seems like a nice guy.

  4. Daniel says:

    #1

    The point being, let’s not elect another moron hell bent on throwing us down a slipperly slope we can’t get back up.

  5. keane-o says:

    The fracking neocons never could teach this dolt how to progress beyond a teleprompter for public speech.

  6. MrBloedumpSpladderschitt says:

    And on that note, here’s why Obama’s speeches and those listening will win the White House:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDovSvvaKq8

  7. thoren says:

    oh noes! over the course of 8 years, the president didn’t always sound elegant in this selection of random speeches and talks! OH NOES!!!!!!111

  8. Max Exter says:

    #7 – If his policies didn’t match his eloquence, it wouldn’t be such a big deal.

  9. rectagon says:

    Roosevelt – screen time – 30 hours
    Kennedy – screen time – 1000 hours
    Bush – screen time – 100,000 hours.

    The math is simple. The more hours… the more chance to screw up.

  10. Max Exter says:

    #9 – So wait. You’re telling me that Bush has 11.4 years worth of screen time since he came into office?

  11. Aaron_W says:

    Bush is easily the worst public speaker I’ve ever seen in any high office. Jeez he comes across bad.

  12. Mister Catshit says:

    #10, Max,

    Yup. Haven’t you seen the Presidential porno bedroom shots with Mrs Bush? Geeze, with all those retakes it added up to a lot of flubs. Guy can’t do anything right.

  13. J says:

    If there is one thing he is good for it is a gut busting laugh.

  14. James Hill says:

    Angry, angry liberals. You’ve failed with every other argument, so you’re back to the “he can’t speak in public” shit?

    Pathetic. You fail at life.

    [Not a political statement… just damn funny. – ed.]

  15. GigG says:

    Who was the President that first said, “I am the decider?” Extra points for the context.

  16. Awake says:

    #14 James –

    Angry, angry Republicans. You’ve failed with every thing you did for the last seven years, and you whine like little girls when reminded that “he can’t even speak in public”, instead of behaving like real men and admitting your idiocy.

    Pathetic. You fail at life.

  17. Bush it says:

    The people that tell him what to say need to make him practice it a few times before they throw him in front of a camera… it’s sad that he can’t think for himself, but what do you expect after being a drug addict and alcoholic for half his life?

  18. TIHZ_HO says:

    Sure starts early… 🙂

    http://tinyurl.com/3d9f9a

    Cheers

  19. Improbus says:

    @James

    You forgot to use the word hack. Please rewrite your post using the correct terminology.

  20. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #11 – Bush is easily the worst public speaker I’ve ever seen in any high office.

    And that’s just one of the many many many things he’s the worst at.

  21. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    James Hill,
    So your good with this guy being our figurehead and leader?

  22. Ha Ha says:

    Did you see that the Republican Supreme Court overturned the Texas state ban on dildos yesterday? They didn’t want to do it but Bush insisted that he wants to move back to Crawford next January.

  23. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #14 – Hey James… Take a break from playing WoW in your mom’s basement and enumerate the reasons why you think he’s doing such an amazing job.

    If you are stuck, try using Google to look up the word enumerate.

  24. MrBloedumpSpladderschitt says:

    #21 – Helluva lot better than any of the 3 remaining candidates to follow him.

  25. Brian says:

    It would be one thing if these speaking debacles were an isolated incident, but over and over and over again he shows that earned every bit of that C grade average in college. It’s not just his lack of intellect or speaking ability that makes this so funny, but the fact that his lack of intellect shows in his every decision (hey, let’s say FISA is vital to our keeping the terrorists at bay, but not pass it without immunity for AT&T and Verizon! brilliant!)

    Over and over again he proves what a dolt he is both in his speaking and his decision-making. That’s what makes this collection of mistakes so funny.

  26. Personality says:

    The sad thing is that die hard Republicans think it’s cute when he stumbles all over himself.

  27. ECA says:

    OK,

    We have had an Actor as president…
    And NOW we have had the Comedian…

    WHEN are we going to get someone WE LIKE, at least for their movies or the Laughs.

  28. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #24 – Your shitting me! Right? Although the lineup is not stellar, a cardboard box is more desirable than king george.

  29. Rabble Rouser says:

    I heard that in addition to making sex toys legal, the state formerly known as Texas has changed its name to Tex…
    That’s because the other part is in the White House.

    He sounded best, when he had his mouth shut, and didn’t say a word.

  30. Dallas says:

    Just imagine Bush in front of the British Parliament taking questions from these people that have mastered the English language.

    Wow- that would be a show.


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