Smoking 101:

Canadian smokers and non-smokers in grades five through eight are being offered $5,000 to quit smoking or stay smoke-free throughout their high school years.

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The group Rewarding Everyone Who Acts Responsibly and Doesn’t Smoke, or R.E.W.A.R.D.S., is unveiling its Canada-wide program in conjunction with National Non-Smoking Week, which begins Sunday. In order to be eligible, students must sign a contract pledging to remain smoke-free at least until graduation.

They must also enlist four sponsors who agree to donate a small amount of cash each month to the R.E.W.A.R.D.S. foundation which, in turn, hands the money to the student when they complete Grade 12. R.E.W.A.R.D.S. program president Samy Bishay says the goal is to sign up 100,000 young people over the next few months.

Bishay hopes the foundation inspires teachers, program co-ordinators and principals to support students in their goal to graduate smoke-free.

$5000 bucks Canadian can buy a lot of booze. You guys are funny.




  1. Steve S says:

    $5000 bucks will also buy a lot of smokes (that’s Canadian for cigarettes) after you finish high school too!
    Pretty smart, eh?

  2. m!mic says:

    Oh those Canadian 5th grade Smoker Hooligans!

  3. m!mic says:

    Hey you kids, don’t smoke my Camels! WTF? An epidemic of 5th grade smokers? Then again, parts of Canada are pretty boring and would drive me to smoke, drink, …

  4. Named says:

    2,

    Yes, because the entire land mass of ‘Merica is one beautifully connection cosmopolitan modern cityscape.

    And, kids don’t want booze anymore. Our pot is MUCH better. And cheaper!

  5. Acme says:

    This will probably work every bit as well as those chastity pledges.

  6. chuck says:

    im going to encourage my nephews and nieces (elementary school children) to start smoking. Then quit and make some cash.

  7. Stu says:

    Ever notice that the Joe Camel image looks like male genitalia?

  8. hhopper says:

    Stu you horny bastard!


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