Click pic to watch Tom explain all

For many years, Tom Cruise has been one of the top actors in Hollywood who has dated and married some of the world’s best looking women. Yeah, occasionally his wacky ‘religious’ beliefs have gotten him into trouble, but then he’d make another blockbuster film and so what if the tabloids made money on his personal life. He put himself out there.

Well, watch this video and see if you can figure out what the hell he’s talking about. Yes, it’s edited to make him look bad, but still… Wow!

Hopefully the video will stay up, unlike the original on YouTube that got yanked.




  1. Longboxes says:

    Sign me up now! I want in! WOW!!! 😉

  2. Cinaedh says:

    It appears the video has already been pulled at the behest of the ‘Church’.

  3. Miguel says:

    You’re either with us or you’re out… We’re here to help people… hahahaha… you’re in with us or you’re out… hahaha…

    WTF?

    He seems to have blown a fuse… But in any case, a successful church is always a gold mine. So maybe it’s all BS, and he knows it, but keeps at it, because many people will eat it, and give him money for more…

  4. Mister Catshit says:

    Who the eff cares what his lame brained religion is about. I barely lasted 2 minutes.

    I don’t care for his movies either.

  5. the Three-Headed Cat™ says:

    “So maybe it’s all BS, and he knows it, but keeps at it, because many people will eat it, and give him money for more…”

    Aaah, no.

    He really is that gullible – and the money flows the other way – FROM rich members TO the “church.”

  6. Cinaedh says:

    Re: #2,

    My mistake. I was blocking Scripts from third party web sites.

    As for the video, it just goes to show, you don’t have to have any brains at all to get rich and famous in this world. None whatsoever.

    In fact, it doesn’t seem to make any difference at all if you’re a raving lunatic, so long as you’re good-looking and you can play-act.

    He’s got to be acting, right? There can’t be any other explanation.

  7. JoJo Dancer says:

    I really don’t see why everyone gets sooo worked up over Tom Cruise. I mean, whether you understand acting or not, the guy can just flat out act. What his personal beliefs and habits are, I could care less. I don’t care to know the guy, probably never will, so why should it matter to me how he spends his time.

    I’m sure if we got a peek into the life of Prince, we would all be throwing eggs at him as well.

  8. Ubiquitous Talking Head says:

    I’m sure if we got a peek into the life of Prince, we would all be throwing eggs at him as well.

    That’s humor, right?

    This is the guy who changed his name to a meaningless hiroglyph. That’s about as much of a peek as I need.

  9. Magnolia 2? says:

    Respect the cock!

  10. Esteban says:

    When you see an accident, you have to stop, because you know you’re the only one who can help.

    I think he’s confusing “scientologist” with “paramedic”.

  11. Mazinger says:

    I wouldn’t put Kate Holmes on the “some of the world’s best looking women” category along with the likes of Nicole Kidman.

  12. JoJo Dancer says:

    “This is the guy who changed his name to a meaningless hiroglyph. That’s about as much of a peek as I need.”

    And if you were forced fed the life he lived, would you too throw eggs at him, because the majority thought he was abnormal?

    Look, you may feel you are normal, that is because you “live” a normal life. These media celebs do not. Quit expecting them to behave or act in a way that suits your needs.

  13. JoJo Dancer says:

    “I wouldn’t put Kate Holmes on the “some of the world’s best looking women” category along with the likes of Nicole Kidman.”

    Note the word “some”. And if you think Kate Holmes is not one of the world’s best looking women, then I would say you haven’t been using your pencil lately. Or you just like plastic girls and fake orgasms.

  14. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #6 – As for the video, it just goes to show, you don’t have to have any brains at all to get rich and famous in this world. None whatsoever.

    In fact, it doesn’t seem to make any difference at all if you’re a raving lunatic, so long as you’re good-looking and you can play-act.

    Cruise is very smart and acting is not easy. Those who say it is simply don’t know anything about it.

    Sure, Scientology is a loonbat religion. But so are all the other religions and we know that many very smart people get duped into believing other religions too. (although Scientology is even a tad more loonbatty than most).

    #7 – I really don’t see why everyone gets sooo worked up over Tom Cruise. I mean, whether you understand acting or not, the guy can just flat out act. What his personal beliefs and habits are, I could care less. I don’t care to know the guy, probably never will, so why should it matter to me how he spends his time.

    Exactly.

    He was brilliant in Magnolia, by the way. I particularly like many of the movies he made after Top Gun, like Born on the Fourth of July, where he really started realizing his chops. The past decade of big star vehicles have yielded a few good performances, but there is an unfortunate “by the numbers” quality to the Mission Impossible films and films like War of the Worlds.

    He’s definitely an alpha male archetype, so I doubt I’d enjoy his company. His personal beliefs seem through the lens of media to be batshit insane, so I’d likely just argue with him all the time if I knew him. The good news for me is that i don’t know him and never have to talk to him, so I am free to like many of the movies he appears in.

    #8 – This is the guy who changed his name to a meaningless hiroglyph. That’s about as much of a peek as I need.

    That doesn’t tell you anything about Prince. It only speaks to a marketing/business decision. I’m sure behind closed doors, the private Prince isn’t all that different from you… (except that your wardrobe might not be so scary) 🙂

  15. John says:

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    uuh?

  17. bobbo says:

    Well, I couldn’t watch it all. Too smug, just too isolated to hide it like other religious leaders of note.

    So, why did he divorce Kidman? Might be some good info there as Scientologists are THE experts in relationships?

  18. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #17 – So, why did he divorce Kidman?

    Is that really something you want to know? 🙂

    For me, I could do without any knowledge of a celeb’s private life.

  19. bobbo says:

    #18–OFTLO==yes, I admit, I’m curious. I’m curious about why “any” marriage fails. Tom and Nicole always struck me as the couple that Woody Allen walks up to in (Annie Hall?) and asks how the two beautiful people get along? We are shallow thoughtless people is the answer, and Woody agrees.

    The extra kicker in Tom and Nichole is they were married over 10 years and Tom went to lengths to say it was less than 10 years (yes, its all about money). Didn’t ever see how that resolved. Both rich enough to walk away, both fighting for money I assume.

    Kids, no kids. Fame. Sacrifice. Religion.

    Theres enough there for thoughtful people to spend 5 minutes on. Like you have something better to do?

  20. Booster says:

    He is no wackier then someone talking about Adam and Eve or Noah’s Ark or Jesus and all that crazy stuff

  21. moe29 says:

    If Tom Cruise was a Christian, and he was giving his personal testimony in a video – being seen by thousands on YouTube – the church would love it.

    Scientology? They pull the video.

    Why?

    Because they’re a fraud.

  22. billabong says:

    I thought my brain was melting as I listened to this.

  23. Angus says:

    Excellent use of acronyms to empower himself, yet belittle others. OMG U R LEET!

  24. chuck says:

    ok, so i watched the video. so tom cruise appears to have some religious and spiritual beliefs that seem a little weird.

    how does that make him different from mitt romney? (ok, mitt romney is taller.)

  25. JoJo Dancer says:

    No Pedro, I own 1 mac, 1pc and 1 ipod. No iphone.

    Next time take ur thumb out of your ass when attempting to make a point. Or better yet, instead of implying, why not just type whatever the heck you mean to say.

    Note: With the extra thumb you should be able to do this.

  26. Gasbag says:

    WTF some people need to read some more on $cientology as it all BS.

  27. the Three-Headed Cat™ says:

    #13 –

    “Note the word “some”. And if you think Kate Holmes is not one of the world’s best looking women, then I would say you haven’t been using your pencil lately. Or you just like plastic girls and fake orgasms.”

    Sorry – but Katie Holmes is a very good looking – many, de gustibus non disputandum est, of course, would say ‘beautiful’ young woman. But if you live in one of the major conurbations, you can see her aesthetic equals at any major shopping mall. It works the other way around, too. Take a good looking girl off the street and put a professional makeup artist, hairstylist and costumer to work on her and voilĂĄ! – instant movie star.

    Actually, if you saw KH at the mall, you would hardly give her a second glance. With so many celebrities, it’s the fact that they’re celebrities that convinces people that they’re somehow better looking than the people they see everyday. Exactly the same psychological effect as with wine that tastes better when you think it costs more.

    Women who really are world-class beauties include the likes of Catherine Zeta-Jones, Catherine Deneuve, Charlize Theron, Michelle Pfeiffer. Katie Holmes isn’t in that exalted league. Neither is Nicole K, for that matter, although when fixed up right, she sometimes looks fantastic.

  28. hhopper says:

    Michelle Pfeiffer… drool, drool, drool.

    I fell in love with her when I saw her in her first movie, “Hollywood Knights.” Which, incidentally, is the funniest movie ever made.

  29. Mark T. says:

    #17, bobbo:

    I read an article that noted that Kidman’s dad is a biochemist and clinical psychologist. Nicole’s mother is also a registered nurse. The father was considered a threat by the Scientology hierarchy. After the Church realized the chance that Kidman’s father could influence Cruise away from Scientology, the marriage was doomed.

    The article also noted that Scientology has copious records on all members and can effectively silence anyone that leaves the fold. Kidman has never elaborated on why they got divorced. I’m not surprised.

    KSW! Keeping Scientology Working!

  30. jim h says:

    If a small number of people believe in a nonsensical myth, we call it “a cult” and ridicule it. If the number of people is very large, we call it “a major religion” and respect it. If the number is somewhere in between – we call it something like “Mormonism” and aren’t quite sure whether we should respect it, or not.


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