Nearly a year has passed since I made the mistake of making Bacon Cereal. It was my most popular creation yet and even got me a radio interview with our friends in Canada. I’d like to say I’ve grown wiser and matured in those past months, but you wouldn’t be reading this if I had. I struggled for months wondering how I could possibly top Bacon Cereal. It can’t be done, I thought. Not possible. Then it finally hit me: A bacon burger. No, not a hamburger with bacon on it, but a burger whose base is ground bacon instead of ground beef. It’s often been said that there’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I think I’ve blurred that line this time around.
Leave one of these out for Santa tonite, along with the milk and cookies. Just make sure you have your defibrillator handy.
Bravo!–Nicely done.
If you go to a second edition, could you calculate the nutritional values? I would, but I can’t tell the amount of ingredients used.
Can I have mine with sour cream?
And I thought the triple Whopper was bad.
Heart Attack Hamburger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It might be bad for the body, but I betcha it tastes ummm good.
Can I get mine with a BacoMalt?
To hell with my roast duckling this Xmas — I want this for dinner!
Hey McCollough,
More than just the defibrillator, watch out for the CANCER!