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BERLIN — A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday. The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt. New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down – and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said. A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment. The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.

Nothing like a good stiff drink before boarding a plane.



  1. gquaglia says:

    I guess he showed them.

  2. TVAddict says:

    Must have been Russian. Vodka is like water to them.

  3. blakjak says:

    Methinks the problem here is the stupid rules, more than the stupid man… mind you sculling a litre of alcohol is pretty stoopid.

    In Australia we have a carry-on limit of 100ml of liquid per container… Which isn’t enough to bother drinking, or feed a baby, but surely still enough to carry some cool explosives or binary agents.

    All part of stupid over-reactive regulating with little thought and much bravado.

  4. T.J. says:

    #3 – No, if he was Russian he probably could have handled it instead of ending up in the Hospital. =)

  5. lazespud says:

    something’s fishy here: I don’t understand why he’d be in nurenberg from Egypt; there are no direct flights. All direct flights probably go through Frankfurt, and possibly munich, but not nurenberg for god’s sake. And if he flew into frankfurt or munich from Egypt, he’d have plenty of direct flights to Dresden.

    It just doesn’t make total sense…

  6. Non-Drinker says:

    I would have been running through the airport squirting puke between my fingers.

  7. lperdue says:

    Shots of vokda are appropriatefor most TSA “security” queues.

  8. Nik42 says:

    I chugged a quart of vodka when i was 17.. a liter is less than that. This guy obviously cannot hold his liqour or he weighs less than 150 lbs

    I wouldn’t try this now though. 😛

  9. Thomas says:

    #8
    Would you like to try that again? A litre is more than a quart although not by much.

  10. ChrisMac says:

    See what greed gets ya? He should have stopped half way 🙂

  11. AdmFubar says:

    And yes, he was the PILOT!

  12. zaw says:

    My first alcohol experience was vodka chugged down like a quart of it, people were cheering and I couldn’t find my self later.

  13. OvenMaster says:

    Hey! Why the bottle change from Absolut to some bargain brand rotgut? Someone at Absolut threaten a lawsuit? Just curious.

  14. jbellies says:

    #8, #9
    You’re both wrong. Er, you’re both right. A litre is slightly more than a US quart, and slightly less than an Imperial quart.

    A standard bottle of booze, at least here in Canada, is 750 ml, which I believe is more or less equivalent to a twenty-sixer.

    The victim here drank a whole litre.

    I confess that I did the same thing this year, in the same situation, except: 1. I was travelling with a companion who shared my “pain”; 2. The bottle was not larger, but smaller than the standard size; 3. The contents was less boozy than Vodka; 4. Since the bottle was in a bag, I didn’t have to chug it. The line took about half an hour to clear.

    Still, at 7 in the morning it was a bit of a shock to the system. It would have been much more satisfying to have been allowed to bring the bottle to the destination, but as a consolation prize, all the #!&*$ security people got was an empty bottle.

  15. ChrisMac says:

    Sooo.. aboot 32.5oz
    if a 26 is 750mil

    the result is clear..

  16. eaze says:

    The man was confronted with a stupid security rule and he chose to fight fire with fire…

  17. J says:

    Effen racist bastard. He could have shared with his fellow passengers, but NOOOoooo.


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