The GOP’s field of dreams
The front-page headline in Wednesday morning’s Des Moines Register ballyhooed, “Last debates could have ‘seismic impact.'” But the final Republican face-off before the Jan. 3 caucuses had, in truth, all the seismic impact of an acorn dropping languidly into a lake. The slamming of an ice-caked garage door opener probably would have provided a bigger bounce than the 90-minute Wednesday afternoon session sponsored by (surprise) the Des Moines Register.

Want to watch videos of the guys showing off their body language training? Hard to imagine there was a time when Presidential candidates didn’t have acting coaches.

If you lived in Iowa and were voting in the caucuses, who would you vote for?



  1. Jägermeister says:

    Are they practicing the new Republican greeting?

  2. Higghawker says:

    Ron Paul All the other hacks disgust me. I want real change, Paul is the ONLY one with fresh ideas.

  3. Mister Catshit says:

    Q. Who won last night’s Republican debate?

    A. Everyone who had something else to do.

  4. Angus says:

    I was initally leaning towards Huckabee, but he’s slowly doing a Howard Dean. I just wish there was a more realistic about the Iraq War Ron Paul type. Ron Paul says the right things about 90% of the time, but his cut and run stance is not really realistic.

  5. the answer says:

    Zeg-Heil!!(sp?) is what there thinking.

  6. carlene says:

    there was a debate last night?

  7. Improbus says:

    The less I think about politics the happier I am. It just makes me angry.

  8. Libertican says:

    At this point, I am less concerned about ideology but looking more for administrative acumen and I am favoring Mitt Romney. Not far behind is Bill Richardson. Everyone else looks like a one trick pony like George W Bush was.

  9. J says:

    ALAN KEYES all the way man. I just love his diminutive stature and dark roasted color. The tight curly hair is very attractive. And his attitude of kill all the mothers who get abortions is right up my alley.

  10. I would venture to say Mit Romney.

  11. >>ALAN KEYES all the way man.

    Yeah, you just gotta love somebody who is on the Board of Directors of the Catholic League.

  12. Les says:

    When did they move 2 pm to the status of “night?” I slept through most of it yesterday afternoon when it was broadcast LIVE, or am I just missing das boot?

  13. OvenMaster says:

    There was a debate last night? All I saw was what looked like yet another PBS Beg-a-thon.

  14. Thomas says:

    Huckabee makes Bush look like an atheist with a closet of skeletons comparable to Giuliani.

  15. Bob says:

    There was a debate?

  16. thea says:

    I’d have to say Thompson, for refusing to raise his hand when the teacher asked the global warming question. Their revolt over that ridiculous question was hilarious, and Thompson led the way.

  17. MikeN says:

    Probably Fred, then switch to Giuliani if he doesn’t have the votes.

    Didn’t watch it, but from what I’ve read it was a terrible format. CNN’s planted questions from Democrats was better.

  18. Steve-O says:

    Fred had the best moment not answering the dumbass moderator’s question about some global warming crisis that no one had ever heard of.

  19. KevinL says:

    Forget about the debate, who knew Salon.com still existed?

  20. prophet says:

    I just found out that the question that was asked right before the picture was taken was:

    Everyone who wants a blow job while in the Oval Office, please raise you hand.

  21. Alex says:

    I DO live in Iowa, and I’ll be caucusing for Obama.

  22. ArianeB says:

    Iowa Caucus is all about eliminating the losers. Isnt there 10 GOP candidates right now? It will drop to 6 after Jan 3. Probably Giuliani, Huckabee, Romney, McCain, Paul, and Thompson

  23. Mister Catshit says:

    #19, KevinL,

    Forget about the debate, who knew Salon.com still existed?

    The millions of readers who visit each day.


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