A man enticed by a text message promising an experience with two women ended up naked in someone else’s house.
A 17-year-old woman has been offered diversion for misusing a phone when she appeared in Palmerston North District Court, The Manawatu Standard reports. She sent a text to the 31-year-old man offering him the friendly company of two women and suggesting that he get his gear off to save time.
The man panted to the house, took off his clothes and threw them through the window before making his grand entrance…It was the wrong house and the householder was not impressed.
Police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.
Diversion is like community service. Doesn’t make you smarter.
Thanks, KB
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I want more guests like Sarah Lacy, Stephanie Losee, Holly Wood, and Valeri del Conte on Cranky Geeks. Some of those dot-com guys are just too ugly to look at.
Thanks in advance.
#4. You think thats bad, wait till he does one with the DU Editors, then things get really ugly.
#6 – I can’t even imagine the horror. Oh Valeri, wherefore art thou, Valeri?
btw, Mac, how come clicking on the new Stainless Steel “Dvorak Uncensored” header no longer brings us back to the home page? Kinda tedious to edit the address bar or click on a bookmark.
#8. Mustard- yeah, I noticed it too, I have put in a request to have that addressed.
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Timing when looking for deals and bargains is everything.
Wonder if he is now going to pay full bore retail and sales taxes on the lawyers fees and federal or state court costs.
What I’d like to know is why it’s always a guy who ends up naked.
Ok I think i’ll just start complaining about this on every post…
What is the deal with the horrid italic text on goofy old yellowing background??. Just when the site became readable in the sitewide update you bring back the horrid italics.. The whole damn story isnt supposed to be in italics…
It was bad enough that “baloons” for user comments were there, but they dont count… 😛
Hey… wait a minute…………
#11. because you can laugh at a naked guy, but not a female. Trust me on this.
“Trust me on this.”
Voice of experience?
This guy needs to print out a Google map and get some GPS coordinates next time he goes for a run to a ladies house of ill repute.
sounds as bad as the idiot who ran a very detailed scenario on Craigslist…”come in, house will be unlocked, I’ll be tied up, have you way with me”.
Hahahaha, can we say: easy robbery, not quite the sexy encounter hoped for.
Guys are so dumb.
This kind of sh!t happens to me all the time.