MONTPELIER, Vt.

(AP) — A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant. Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it. “My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation. “As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in beween my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.”

Hartless, a student at Green Mountain College, defended his claim. A search of court filings in Rutland Superior Court – where Hartless’ suit was filed – and the Civil Court in El Paso!, Texas, where he lived before showed no prior or existing lawsuits, according to the Rutland Herald, which first reported the lawsuit Friday. Hartless’ lawyer, Devin McLaughlin, said he had Hartless undergo a lie detector test before the suit was filed, and that he passed “with flying colors.”

Gakk!

 



  1. gquaglia says:

    Good thing the condom didn’t come loaded with special sauce.

  2. john says:

    He must have ordered his whopper with MAN-aise

  3. Frank IBC says:

    Speaking of that, I think The King needs a Kleenex.

  4. FRAGaLOT says:

    didn’t know the King was into sausage.

  5. Mc-A-hole says:

    Hope the pickles hold the lettuce special orders don’t upset us…have it your way!

  6. AdmFubar says:

    hhmmm they must have confused his order with a meatnormus…..

    #5… hope the pickles??? hope the pickles what??

    twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesamebun

    i had that on a t-shirt, they come out shortly after micky-dees big macs…
    oh by the way, i rarely get fast food…..

  7. Knock it off with the condiment humor, eh?

  8. RTaylor says:

    All you perverts think about is sex. Hot steamy sex with sweaty tight bodies and screams of pleasure…excuse me I have to go. 🙂

  9. Angel H. Wong says:

    Maybe he should stop ordering the Bukkake whopper.

  10. Mc-A-hole says:

    #6
    … hope the pickles??? hope the pickles what??

    hope their not wrapped in a condom! :-/
    I meant hold the pickles…

  11. krismkelley says:

    Anyone else find it suspicious that this guys name is Van Hartless?

  12. gregallen says:

    If this DID happen, I seriously doubt it was the fault of any policy of Burger King. It surely happened — on purpose — because of a stupid or disgruntled. employee. (like “sneezers”)

    But, of course Burger King has the deep pockets.

  13. Urinal Pooper says:

    #12 – deep pockets? There is nothing wrong with pocket pool as long as you don’t play any “away” games.

  14. Shin says:

    Like Mister Mustard says..let’s not blame all the condiments just because some of the more high profile ones turn out to be hypocritical scumbags…..^_^

  15. sadtruth says:

    WTF is Rutland?

  16. Greg Allen says:

    Mister Uncle Ben said, What exactly is the restaurant being sued for?

    Emotional stress will be argued, no doubt. The fact that is was wrapped certainly makes it less traumatic, IMHO.

    C’mon. Would you not be at least a little traumatized if YOU found a condom in your food?

    I’ve have had a personal experience once with restaurant food that left me queezy for months whenever I thought about it. I’m pretty resilient that way but I can imagine how it could affect others who are less so.

  17. Angel H. Wong says:

    All I can think of is that some employee at BK fucked the meat patties.

  18. Mister Catshit says:

    I’m forming a sick mental image of some jerk and a jar of mayo.

    Ya, better sue for my nausea.


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