Another email from the same Marine who told me how a Marine remembers. A note from the humorous side of military life.

If you don’t understand this, you’ve never met a Marine!

For all Marines, those related to a Marine, wannabe Marines, and those of you who joined another branch of the military because you did not have a criminal record, ‘Semper Fi’.

Thanks, David



  1. god says:

    Gets stuff done. Too bad politicians get to choose the task.

  2. JPV says:

    Yeah, I understand it… all muscle no brains.

  3. tallwookie says:

    #2 – dunno about that – no brains would have got the mouse no cheese

  4. Matt Garrett says:

    Considering the marines have been protecting your unappreciated a$$e$ for nearly 250 years, I’d reconsider your comments and show a little respect.

    And for “dvorak.org/blog” to insinuate that all marines have criminal records, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  5. god says:

    #4 – you poor ignorant git. Try reading English, next time. The joke about “criminal records” is from the Marine.

  6. moss says:

    Poisonally, I’d rather hear from a Marine with a sense of humor – than a whiner who doesn’t get it.

    Like the idiot who’s pre-empting TV at this moment.

  7. JPV says:

    >>Matt Garrett
    >>
    >>Considering the marines have been protecting >>your unappreciated a$$e$ for nearly 250 years, >>I’d reconsider your comments and show a little >>respect.

    Protecting my ass? What a poor ignorant brainwash fool you are. They aren’t protecting our asses, they are furthering American corporate interests… period.

    Here’s one Marine’s views on the very subject…

    Smedley Butler on Interventionism

    — Excerpt from a speech delivered in 1933, by Major General Smedley Butler, USMC.

    War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses.

    I believe in adequate defense at the coastline and nothing else. If a nation comes over here to fight, then we’ll fight. The trouble with America is that when the dollar only earns 6 percent over here, then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100 percent. Then the flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag.

    I wouldn’t go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy investment of the bankers. There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

    There isn’t a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has its “finger men” to point out enemies, its “muscle men” to destroy enemies, its “brain men” to plan war preparations, and a “Big Boss” Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism.

    It may seem odd for me, a military man to adopt such a comparison. Truthfulness compels me to. I spent thirty- three years and four months in active military service as a member of this country’s most agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a high class muscle- man for Big Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.

    I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure of it. Like all the members of the military profession, I never had a thought of my own until I left the service. My mental faculties remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service.

    I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912 (where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested.

    During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say, a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.

  8. Personality says:

    “who joined another branch of the military because you did not have a criminal record”

    I happen to know that this statement is BS!

  9. Phillep says:

    (?) The left half of the maze is isolated.

    A quote from 1933. The US has undergone at least two social revolutions since then, and the military was rebuilt in WWII, collapsed after WWII, rebuilt for Korea, collapsed during Viet Nam, and has been rebuilt again.

    Back before WWII, many of the recruits did not even know how to read and the sargeants had about a high school education level. Today, sargeants often have college degrees.

  10. BertDawg says:

    Gen. Butler’s remarks are no less relevant because of when he lived. His observations and the like observations and warnings of President (General) Eisenhower are sadly wasted on the overwhelming majority of our fellow citizens, including the likes of you, Phillep. Minimal research will confirm the validity of their courageous revelations. If you really want to know WHY nations go to war, make it your purpose to learn who profits the most, financially. National defense is one thing; profiteering is quite another. IMHO, we haven’t engaged in national defense since the American Revolution.

  11. Joshua says:

    And the left wonder’s why they can only win elections every 12 to 16 years. It takes that long for people to forget why they don’t vote the left for President.

    Most people in this country are good people, who want to believe they and their government are essentially decent minded.
    Shrillness by the far left or the far right is usually rejected for something closer to the middle.

    I don’t give a rat’s ass about who made the most money off of our wars, but I do give a lot more thought to those that fought those wars, either under the all volunteer force or back in the day of the draft. For you who think it’s all monetary….you might want to ponder how the Nazi bankers or the Japanese bankers would have been as your masters if it weren’t for Marines and the rest of those poor misguided souls.

  12. Angel H. Wong says:

    #11

    “Shrillness by the far left or the far right is usually rejected for something closer to the middle.”

    Unfortunately, the ones in the middle are too busy working for a living and thus both the far Right and the far Left are the only ones with voices.

  13. gumchewr says:

    I interpret this as a graphic showing that no matter how puzzling a task may seem to some or how many solutions to a problem may be proposed, the Marines always take the simplest and most direct route to and for success. They do not deviate from the mission and are not confused by dead-end alternatives.

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    #13

    I interpret it as an act of dickery, that marines are not capable of independent thought at all.

  15. OmarTheAlien says:

    As a former sailor I saw two faces of the Marines; one, as a pain in the ass gate guard (think drunken fleet sailor returning to his ship), or two, whilst operating in the “Brown Water Navy” in Vietnam, just feeling real glad these guys were on my side. I really, really got a big chuckle out of the pic.

  16. TomB says:

    My Dad was a Marine DI. When I first saw that picture, it reminded me of some of the trouble-shooting skills he taught me —

    “You only go around it, over it, or under it if you can’t go straight through it.”

    Great Picture.


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