Not real naked man in story

Naked man with nuns habit on head tried to lure girls, police say

A man wearing nothing except what looked like a nuns habit on his head approached three young girls in a Union City church parking lot Saturday and ordered them into his car before they fled the scene, police reported.

The girls, all under the age of 11, were in the lot at Our Lady of the Rosary Church on B Street around 4:18 p.m. when the man shouted “Get into my car” at them from his vehicle, police said. The suspect then opened the drivers door “and was fully nude except for a blue nuns habit or similar garb on his head. The suspect was covering his genitals with both hands,” according to a statement issued by police.

The girls ran into the church.

I wonder if this guy spent a lot of time on this scheme. What a weirdo.



  1. Eaze says:

    Should we stamp IGNORANCE on the foreheads of their parents? When I have children they will not be allowed anywhere near a church unsupervised.

  2. hhopper says:

    Sounds to me like that guy had a bad habit.

  3. Mike says:

    Um, how did the guy open the car door while covering his crotch with both hands??

  4. Mr. Fusion says:

    Sometimes it is hard to kick a habit. But, THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!

  5. NappyHeadedHo says:

    Church people…

  6. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Don’t you think it ever-so-slightly ironic, these girls, looking for safety from a sexual pervert, run into, of all places, a Catholic church? I mean, Crikey!®™

  7. Ho-Lip Tex says:

    I think we have our suspect: none other than 80’s soul singer Billy Ocean!

  8. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #2 – Yuk Yuk Yuk! That was a hoot.
    #6 – Last I heard, little girls were not in danger, just little boys.


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