Yes, I know it’s from the Daily Mail, but with our real news being so heavy handed with wars and politicians and stuff, we over here in the colonies need some comic relief at times. BTW, another story of theirs told me that dogs cause cancer and that my beer belly is good for me. Now that’s news I can use!

Help! My wife WAS a doting mother – then she went in to a coma and now she’s a hypersexual

Heather Howland looks at the floor as Andy, her husband of 15 years, tries to work out how many men she has had inappropriate relations with in the past two years.

“We were going through it all the other night and I said I reckoned there have been about 50,” he says, quite matter-of-factly.

“Heather said ‘Never!’ but I started to list them all and, yes, it is that many. I think she’s only had full sexual intercourse with five or six, but let’s just say that things have gone on that shouldn’t have gone on, with many more.”
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“There was the builder, that bloke in the graveyard, the guy in your work,” Andy begins, and his voice trails off. His 35-year-old wife, who is pretty and articulate, takes over: “Don’t forget the man at the centre. And the young boy doing community service. Oh God, that was a bad one. I tried to drag him into the toilets.”

In May 2005, she suffered a massive brain haemorrhage while gardening. […] “The medical explanation is that she suffers from hypersexuality. It’s a convoluted way of saying she’s a nymphomaniac,” explains Andy.

Found by Don