I want one! Called the Abduction Lamp it was designed by Lasse Klein who is now trying to find a way to get it manufactured.
With optional bovine or human abductee
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It’s kinda retro Roswell cool.
I’m personally offended, yet highly amused.
Brilliant! I hope this guy makes millions selling the idea, ’cause all the Targets and Walmarts and Sam’s Clubs and every other joint are going to sell a gazillion of these! GREAT CHRISTMAS ITEM!!
hhhmmmm this will look great next to my singing fish
I thought I saw one of these Abduction Lamps at my neighbor’s house one time, but he swore it was just a weather balloon.
Cheeky, and fun. Is the antenna on top the switch?
The bovine accessory is a must.
#5 Weather Balloon :-)))
Count me in, I want one…and I’ll bet Kucinich will want one too.
I want one!
I want one!!!!!!!
This is a great item for Woot!
#5, but he swore it was just a weather balloon.
Comment by Gary Marks
Now that’s the accessory this jewel needs – instant weather balloon camo! 😆
OK, what am I missing??
It looks like something The Sharper Image will carry for $99.95, and end up in a garage sale a year later for $5.00!!!
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BubbaRay, even better….. DC-3 camo!
<img src=”http://www.boeing.com/companyoffices/aboutus/wonder_of_flight/images/dc3_500.jpg”>
Well, I guess my attempt to embed an image fell pretty flat, much like many of my jokes 😉
11 – hop – I sent WOOT a few emails about it…
There was one of these at the neighbor’s house the other night. It looked a lot bigger than the one in the picture. They must have taken it back to the store, because it’s not in their backyard anymore. I’ll ask them where they got it after they get back. I guess they’re on vacation, the driveway’s littered with old newspapers and the mailbox is overflowing.
If this guy manages to make any money from these things, he’ll most likely get sued by the studios who own the rights to “The Invaders” and “Earth vs the Flying Saucers”, and others. The thing can’t shed much light if it can only illuminate thru the yellow plastic cone. And it can’t use too high a watt bulb, or the cone would melt (unless they use pyrex glass). BTW, this isn’t the first Flying Saucer lamp, I’ve seen. Just the first to have that silly “abduction ray” cone underneath. Which isn’t even the way UFOs are supposed to do it. But after the Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror episode (“To Serve Man” spoof). That’s the currently accepted method of imagined abduction. Yeah, just like the cartoon! Go figure. How come Betty and Barnie Hill weren’t beamed aboard?! Not very imaginative enough, I suppose.
#14, Gary Marks, I tinyurl’d it for you:
http://tinyurl.com/3djxdp
Yes, most DC-3s are alien craft, how else could an airframe last 60+ years and still fly like the day it was new?
So, where’s the DC-3 accessory? I want to see it beaming up to the mother ship!
#18, How come Betty and Barnie Hill weren’t beamed aboard?! Not very imaginative enough, I suppose.
Comment by Glenn E
I thought the Hills were exposed as Kang and Kodos. 🙂
Should include a set of LGM – Little Green Men !!!
crazy clips