Can you imagine living for four centuries? A team of scientists from Bangor University’s School of Ocean Sciences believe they have found an animal which did just that, a quahog clam, Arctica islandica, which was living and growing on the seabed in the cold waters off the north coast of Iceland for around 400 years.

When this animal was a juvenile, King James I replaced Queen Elizabeth I as English monarch, Shakespeare was writing his greatest plays Hamlet, Othello, King Lear and Macbeth and Giordano Bruno was burnt at the stake for espousing the view that the Sun rather than the Earth was the centre of the universe.

400 years? You might live long enough to see an end to corruption in our government. Nah. Never mind.



  1. Ren says:

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  2. Not Mr. Mustard says:

    Ren, you sound silly. Clam up will ya.

  3. Please tell me the chosen image does not represent our usual wonderful human behavior of “Wow!! Look how old this clam is. And, it’s still tasty.”

  4. BlogKast says:

    Humans have a desire to live forever. They always have. Where did that come from?

  5. Ubiquitous Talking Head says:

    I had a 400 year old clam at Red Lobster last week.

    I think it had been dead for about 50 years, though.

  6. RTaylor says:

    You guys are a bunch of chowder heads.

  7. thorndike says:

    Isn’t it a shame to know that it will never see 401?

  8. Cursor_ says:

    Who wants to live 400 years????

    Can you imagine it? I mean right now every single year you live to 100 and then more you get visited by these idiots from the news shows and every year they ask you HOW do you live SO long.

    Now have that happen do you for 300 friggin years!

    You would PRAY for death.

    Cursor_

  9. Smartalix says:

    10,

    But he was happy as a clam until then!

  10. Leslie Wong says:

    Do they make good eatin’?

  11. god says:

    I believe it’s like a quahog, Leslie. Good chowdah – but, chop that critter up so you can eat it.

  12. Angel H. Wong says:

    #4

    “Please tell me the chosen image does not represent our usual wonderful human behavior of “Wow!! Look how old this clam is. And, it’s still tasty.””

    Yup, they killed it just to see how old it was.

  13. Joshua says:

    The arrogance of humans is endless. Oh look, a 410 y/o clam…lets kill it!! Scientists said there might be even older ones in the waters of Iceland…….not after you guy’s get through.

    What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  14. Ho-Lip Tex says:

    Up next: Scientists kill extremely rare animal to find out the cause of its extinction!

  15. tallwookie says:

    #4 – lol!!!

  16. Jim says:

    But clams have neither clocks nor calendars, so they never know how old they are …

  17. jdm says:

    How did they tell how old it was? By the length of its beard?

  18. #16

    It’s just like when they immobilize a dog and then strap a helmet onto its head, then they use a pneumatic hammer to see how hard it has to hit before the animal dies… And this in the name of science.

  19. tankerenator says:

    I thought it was most amazing that this University has a whole team of scientists who study the growth and age of clams. Talk about excitement!

  20. james says:

    man that is hella fake

  21. Sarah1 says:

    All this makes me wanna do is eat clams for dinner and then when i’m done eating the tasty flesh, put on an Alice in wonderland (that part about clams goes with the theme) puppet show with the shells and then feed the whole puppet show to my dog. Yum


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