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The interesting part of this story isn’t what was going on in the bathroom. It’s that given the security in and around government buildings these days (metal detectors, etc), how did he get “her” in there?
CR man arrested with inflatable doll
Police arrested a man after finding him in a government building restroom lying beside an inflatable doll.
Cedar Rapids police charged Craig S. McCullough, 47, with indecent exposure after finding him Wednesday afternoon in the public restroom. He had his pants down and was “lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll,” according to the criminal complaint.
He was found by an agent of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, which has an office near the restroom.
McCullough has a lengthy criminal record, including a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique in Cedar Rapids. Shortly after the burglary, officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.
Oh, of course! He blew her up after getting into the bathroom which tired him out so he had to lay down on the floor. He obviously took off his pants so as to cool off. A clear case of mistaken intentions… or something! Unless this was the inflatable doll:
Get an inflatable room.
Hey, don’t forget, those inflatable dolls have been blown up on occasion. Blowing up anything in a Federal building is a felony.
Shhhhewwww. I feel safe now. Thank God for Dept of Homeland Security. -James
Pika pika?
If you blow up inflatable girls too much, they become inflatable boys.
— Insert standard joke about Senator Larry Craig here —
ex. “but officer, its legal, my doll is a female!”