Why worry about illegal aliens from other countries when we have space aliens to worry about?
Giuliani: Preparedness is key (even if aliens attack)
Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani yesterday said preparedness will be key for all crises, even an attack from outer space.
During a town hall meeting in Exeter, a young questioner asked the former New York mayor about his plan to protect Earth.
“If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” the boy asked.
Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he’s been asked about an intergalactic attack.
“Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens,” said Giuliani, who spent the day campaigning in the key early voting state.
How can he protect us from space aliens? He’s one himself! A cross-dressing space alien at that!
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C’mon guys. You can do better than this. How about a nice story about how SAMBA sucks?
This is not even news. Some kid asks a question about alien attack and Guliani answered it respectfully. He could called the kid a douche-bag and had him escorted out, but he didn’t want to hurt the kids feelings. Cut him a break.
I think Guilliani is an even bigger self-absorbed jerk than Bush but — c’mon! — this is non-story.
SAMBA = NT4 technology = Good Enough
Not that SAMBA sucks, it’s just very old, and reliable under single-user access on a network. Definitely not for use in multi-user access of same file or databasing, like Access or other file-related database.
As for the kid, he was just awfully worried about the end of the Mayan Calendar in 2012, and the coming Nibiru.
It’s rather obvious in the 2012 harvest, it’s the young adult age group that will be taken away as work slaves.
I’m not making this up! Why, even Hollywood made a movie to prepare us for that. Crop Circles and a Baseball Bat.
As everyone should be aware, AIDS is a space alien in virus form.
Alright, so it isn’t.
What if it was?
I wish he would have called the kid a douchebag, and had him tasered, now that would’ve been funny…….but I still wont give the guy a break.
Yea, right, we can’t even get back to the moon. Earth is easy pickings.
Um… How about protecting ourselves from ourselves. That’s a real danger!
And if he handles it like he handled the radio problem in New York, he’ll wait until the last minute, and take out a no-bid contract with a large corporation, that suddenly increases in cost 10X and makes a whole run of the solution that doesn’t even work. Then some disaster will show up his incompetence, and he will declare victory.
Maybe alien invasion could be part of Giuliani’s health care plan. Every abductee will tell you that one of the first things aliens do is insert an anal probe. While they’re poking around, they could also check for polyps and hopefully catch early colo-rectal cancer in its precursor stage.
Aside from having solved the problems of space travel, aliens really aren’t so clever that they can’t be tricked into giving us free rectal exams.
Hasn’t everyone seen John Carpenter’s “They Live”?
They’re already here!
11. Damn, I love that movie.
I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…
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But yea… I’m with you guys up top. The kid asked a question. I hope Giuliali doesn’t get painted as a space attack planning loonbat…
Individuals are smarter than mobs, and individuals will see through the Giuliani smear about space aliens… and then ignore reality based criticisms.
When asked about his opinions of the possibility of life on other planets, Giuliani responded, “9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.”
A local man, who was considering asking a question about the mortgage crisis, thought better of it and went home.
Well, now we know Giuliani’s position on attacks by space aliens. We should ask the other candidates the same question.
After all, we don’t want a president who is soft on space aliens.
I don’t get this. Giuliani was asked a question out of the blue, and he answered it the best he could. How differently would Hillary answer this question, and if she did, would it be posted here? Most likely, not!
16. I’ll explain it to you. Giuliani is a fraud, we dont like him, so we make fun of him, OK? I dont like Hillary either, and will take potshots at her with glee.
Some people on here really seem to hate Giuliani. My guess is if he were a Democrat, then using 9/11 wouldnt seem like such a big deal to a number of people whining right now.
#18. People who know Giuliani know that he is one authoritarian dude – the classic prosecutor personality. We got civil liberties problems now, we don’t need another go-round with a second power-mad “unitary executive.”
Needless to say, I am not real enthused about Hilary, either. same grounds.
And exploiting 9/11 the way Rudy does is just ghoulish, no matter who is doing it. Instead of canonizing him for holding down the fort on 9/11, people should be asking some hard questions about why after the first WTC bombing, the communications problems between the NYFD and NYPD were not solved and ask him how many more funerals he had to attend because of that.
>>Instead of canonizing him for holding down the fort on 9/11,
>>people should be asking some hard questions
THAT is when he calls you a douchebag, breaks out the tasers, and has you escorted under armed guard from the grounds.
Doug, we are in agreement. Giuliani, Hillary, and McCain have that authoritarian personality.
#5 – I don’t believe I’ve ever fucked a space alien. Well, perhaps that one time when I was body snatched but I don’t think I got it up for the grey little thing with big eyes. I wouldv’e had to bloody her nose just to get a hard on.
BTW – they kicked me off the mother ship when they found out I left an upper decker.
More crazy fucked up shit about Giuliani at ConsumptionJunction.com