A prominent Woodland dentist suspected of groping more than two dozen female patients tried to keep his license Thursday by arguing chest massages were an appropriate procedure in certain cases.

Dr. Mark Anderson appeared at Thursday’s hearing before a state administrative judge to defend himself against the state dental board’s attempt to suspend his license pending resolution of the charges against him.

His lawyer, Robert Zaro, told Judge Jonathan Lew that articles from dental journals discussed the need to “palpate” the pectoral muscles in cases of temporal mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, a common jaw problem that can cause head and neck pain.

I wonder if all these women actually had TMJ?
From the Sacramento Bee – By Hudson Sangree – Bee Staff Writer


  1. Angel H. Wong says:

    Phew! Even I think that is sick.

  2. Jeanne says:

    But, did he also palpate the musculature of his male clientele with TMJ? Only then would he have plausible deniability.

  3. FRAGaLOT says:

    I’m sure the women in question weren’t flat chested.

  4. Dallas says:

    The “chest cavity” , an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

  5. NappyHeadedHo says:

    I had a hygienist that always rubbed her tits in my face. I’d eat a whole box of Oreos before I’d go to that appointment.

  6. OvenMaster says:

    #7: I got one that when I’m lying in the chair and she’s working on my choppers, my head’s cradled between them! She’s the only reason I actually look forward to a dental visit.

  7. Greg Allen says:

    This story PROVES dentists are all secret sleezebags and that dentistry should be abolished! FREE THE WORLD FROM FILLINGS!!! you idiots who believe in tooth decay!

    (Well, equally ridiculous things about Christianity would be posted here, if he was a priest instead of a dentist.)

  8. Betty says:

    I don’t know what it was, but he just rubbed me the wrong way.

  9. John says:

    What I don’t get is the women who say they were groped 5 or 6 times over the course of a couple years. What’s wrong with these women? It’s one thing not to report the guy, but why would you keep going back? It’s not hard to find dentists–they’re everywhere. I understand some women find it hard to get out of violent relationships too, but this is your dentist for Christ’s sake–just find another one already.

  10. Angel H. Wong says:

    #7 & #8

    And that is what I call a double moral: If a woman rubs against a man she’s emporering her desire but if a man rubs against a woman he’s a sick, perverted sex offender.

  11. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Not in England. Finding a dentist is like pulling teeth.

  12. alexlist says:

    “Not in England. Finding a dentist is like pulling teeth” –
    Why not? Find the best dentist here


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