Warning, coarse language



  1. jlm says:

    great review 🙂 I never understood the obsession over the Halo series anyway, it was just another FPS to me with another short single-player mode…but then again maybe I’ve played way more shooters than the average console gamer and grew tired of the genre years ago.

  2. GregA says:

    Master Chief dies!

  3. XPMaster says:

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

  4. echeola says:

    Good video find. That was supper funny.

  5. anonynmous coward says:

    Master Chief doesn’t die. Play through it on legendary to see how Bungie sets it up for yet more sequels.

  6. GregA says:

    #5,

    Wow for claiming to be an authority you sure get your facts wrong. No need to play on legendary.

  7. Andrew says:

    #6,

    While that is indeed correct, there is additional information after what you are referring to when you complete the game on Legendary.

    Don’t be a douche.

  8. GregA says:

    #7

    Um, yeah, and there is no need to play on legendary to get the additional information… douche bag.

  9. Andrew says:

    #8,

    *sigh*

    Again, you are correct, but why wouldn’t you?

    Obviously you’re a gamer that plays through the game with a “strategy guide” (read: ‘Please hold my hand and show me everything because I hate figuring stuff out for myself) and then watch all the cut-scenes you missed on YouTube.

    Once again, don’t be a douche.

  10. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    Greg
    Andrew

    You guys are why geeks can’t get dates.

    You are both douches.

    And Bio-Shock kicks Halo’s ass.

  11. ksen says:

    If bioshock were a man, I’d make love to it, have it’s children, then seal it away in a jar for freshness and posterity.

  12. Mark T. says:

    Possibly the best four minute game review ever. Good find!

  13. Kevin says:

    Unfortunately I didn’t read the warning about coarse language until after I’d watched the review and I was really shocked to hear such words as “shit” and “fuck”. Is this really considered acceptable in Australia? Anyway, the guy sounds more British than Australian. I would’ve expected more of a Brit. Really disappointed.

  14. Mark T. says:

    I have watched the other Zero Punctuation reviews online. All of them are just as frenetic and funny. Definitely worth a few minutes to watch them all.

    http://tinyurl.com/33rwvm

    IMHO, this is the best thing since RvB.

  15. Mike Voice says:

    #1 I never understood the obsession over the Halo series anyway,

    Same here…

    FPS Fanboyz claim it puts the final nail in the lid of PS3’s coffin… when most Xbox360 owners haven’t even bought it – and never will.

    If it isn’t considered a “must have” for the majority of Xbox360 owners, why should the majority of PS3 owners consider it a “must have”??

    And when Metal Gear Solid 4 finally makes its debut – assuming it isn’t following in the footsteps of legendary vaporware like “Duke Nukem” – the PS3 fanboyz will be equally insufferable. 🙂

  16. Rory says:

    The presenter is british, not Australian. I hate it when the yanks mistake us aussies as brits.

  17. Gasparrini says:

    #17, The source of the video is from a website in Australia, so what the headline says is accurate.

  18. Rob says:

    You both put the Queen on your money so you’re all British…..Best game review I’ve ever seen. Finally a normal person giving a decent Halo 3 review and really hitting the nail on the head.

  19. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #15 – assuming it isn’t following in the footsteps of legendary vaporware like “Duke Nukem”

    NO DUDE!!! IT ISN’T VAPORWARE

    Duke Nukem is coming!
    It is!
    I believe in Duke!
    I believe it.
    It’s coming.
    I have faith.
    You must have faith.
    Duke… is… going… to… fini…

    oh fuck… who am i kidding…

    We got hosed 🙁

  20. undissembled says:

    most Xbox360 owners haven’t even bought it – and never will.

    ???
    Are you $&^*% Retarded??? 2,500,000 games sold in the first 24 hours… That is MOST owners.

  21. Rowan says:

    How is it a normal person giving this reveiw. He even said at the begninning he was put at an awkward position by giving halo 3 an average rating.

    If he didn’t even TRY the MP shame. It’s your own loss.


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