“But honey, adding to my pr0n collection helps the homeless!”

Doing the deed, helping the hungry

While it still remains true that you will never get something for nothing, one New Jersey Adult novelty store is giving out free pornography.

Playtime in Edison is doing its part to combat hunger with its fourth annual can goods drive Food for Porn.

The owner of Playtime, Deirdre Krasner and fellow employees, became concerned with fighting hunger in the state after reading an article about the phenomenon called “charity fatigue.”

[…]The effort has resulted in hundreds of cans being donated in the last four years.

The promotion works simple enough: If someone over the age of 21 brings in a can of food into the store that is over 13 ounces that is not dented or expired, they get a pornographic DVD. While the donator cannot choose the exact title, they can choose between gay, lesbian or straight blind packaged porn.

And in related, charitable, sexy-time news…

You won’t find a Tickle-Me-Elmo at this yard sale – but you will find a Tickle-Me-Something-Else.

On a street where every second home, it seemed, was trying to make a buck off unwanted items yesterday, one Hastings Ave. resident offered something different.

It was a sale of a naughty sort, hidden behind a sign inviting “Adults Only” to Randy Gulliver’s backyard, where men and women alike browsed through tables of bargain-priced, never-used vibrators, Kama Sutra postcards and “Color Me Sexy” body crayons.

“It’s incredibly flexible,” Gulliver said of one toy as he flopped its tip back and forth. This one is ranked in the Top 10 of sex toys, he said.
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All proceeds from Gulliver’s sale will go toward AIDS research, he said, adding $400 was donated from last year’s sale.