So, when’s the movie coming out? You just know there will be one.
Couple divorce after online ‘affair’
A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names.
Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.
The couple met on an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.
They eventually decided to meet up – but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.
Now they are both filing for divorce – with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.
Sana said: “I thought I had found the love of my life. The way this Prince of Joy spoke to me, the things he wrote, the tenderness in every expression was something I had never had in my marriage.
“It was amazing, we seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriages – and how right that turned out to be.
“We arranged to meet outside a shop and both of us would be carrying a single rose so we would know the other.
“When I saw my husband there with the rose and it dawned on me what had happened I was shattered. I felt so betrayed. I was so angry.”
Adnan said: “I was so happy to have found a woman who finally understood me. Then it turned out that I hadn’t found anyone new at all.
“To be honest I still find it hard to believe that the person, Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things to me on the internet, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years.”
If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain……
Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?
Well, it’s official. We’re now living in Backwards, Upside Down World.
I think we just found the plot to the sequel to “You Got Mail”
Wow, #2, don’t you wish you could edit your posts on here? Heh
Doh! Beat by 1 minute
People are amazingly stupid. Obviously, both #1 and #2 noticed instantly that this is the plot of Escape, the Pina Colada song. Unfortunately for the two idiots in question, they clearly don’t know the song and don’t realize that this means that they can fix their problems and have a great marriage. If they’re that dumb, they deserve what they get.
Ya swabbie who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled!
The poor woman “feels betrayed.” LOL Gee, I guess she wasn’t looking for the opportunity to have an affair.
ArianeB(4): Might it be “You Got Divorce”? (well… sure beats “You Got Chlamydia” – sorry, you know I just HAD to bring the tone down there)
#9 – Women are like that – they’ve got a knack of making everything our fault – it takes them mere milliseconds!
“Hey there me beautiful lassy…”
“Shiver me timbers – – ARGHHHHHH!!!!”
This is not “You got Mail”
its more like “You got Owned”
8. Argghhhh! The beatings will commence until morale be restored, all hands on deck.
“Pot, this is the kettle. You’re black.”
#12 – Arrrrggggh! Ye be leaving yer timbers outta this!
What a sad commentary on life! When two people find that their inner selves are in deed their soul mates their mammal nature (yes I said mammal and not human) makes them ashame to see their inner selves. Every human eats and farts but are ashamed to admit that they breakwind.
The man in this case could not tell his friends about his troubles at home because that would show that he is not a “macho man”. (Have you seen that beer commercial? The one where a giant can smashes the Wimp?) So, with the mask of the net, he could pour his heart out. He could be “real”.
What of his wife? The one person he can be naked infront of. The one person who’s seen his dirty underwear.
The poor girl waited all her life for a prince to protect her and give her value. And what did she get? A clown who walks around in the house in his draws and blows farts without even a simple “‘excuse me”. Never cleans up after himself. NEVER makes her feel that she’s special.
. Never makes her feel special? When we are hiding the fact that we are unworthy those who don’t hide their faults in front of us are saying that we don’t warrant them putting their best foot forward. He acts like a pig in front of her because he doesn’t care or worst (and probably more likely) he knows that she is a pig (after all, when she farts her farts stink!). So she strikes back at him to cover her un- worthiness by pointing out all of his faults. Sound familiar?
Even if it means that they have to chat on line to be real, they need to realize that they are their soul mates. Don’t let the mammal(human) nature thing keep you from the person you could love. Take one day off from being humans and become “prince of joy” and “Sweetie”. Forget that you’re not suppose to fart in public.
ps Remember that because one is ashamed of being human doesn’t mean that they don’t love you. Being human means that being unaccept- able is so bad that anyone doesn’t hide their humanness to us in private but observes public civility is saying that we don’t deserve to be valued. So we strike out.
Homophobes are reacting to two disvalues.
A different life style and public display of affection challenge civility (don’t be different…you might be right and I might be wrong! don’t act like matting animals in public …we’re better than them aren’t we). Atheists don’t want pray in school because that would imply that they may be wrong (don’t be different). Christians want only biblical pray in school for the same reason (ever try to have a druid service in school?). A cartoon about the Prophet says that Islamists are not important enough not to offend. Most of human conflicts can be traced to humans trying to hide the fact that they’re human and not the lofty ideals that are mere excuses for war, murder, slavery,and many other ills of mankind. Truth is we’re just being human. So stop being mammals for one day and be Prince of joy” and “sweetie” for a little while.
Some thoughts from Frank!
So why did they get divorced; it appears they were really meant for each other all along.
#17 – What ?!?
#19 – Pleeeeease don’t encourage #17 to clarify!
#18 gets it!
Sounds like she’s the problem.
#22 both are. Both are just humans ashamed of having warts.
#20 – sorry matey – Arrrghhhhhh!!!
The Movie: Mitr, My Friend
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#17, Frank,
Frankly Frank, your frank discussion is really bass ackwards.
wow thats fuct
it’s okay..I am willing to bet MONEY they will get divorced, in a year or two, they’ll suddenly decide that they let Mr/Ms right slip away..and get remarried, only later to get divorced again….
It’s not just the woman who’s an idiot here…..both of them are morons. Takes two to tango…
Based on the rant, I’m betting Frank is not permitted to fart at home. Once he can fart in front of his wife, the marriage will be bliss for him. She will conclude her life stinks and Frank will be taking the air by himself.
Never ever tell a woman what you really think. Not unless you are ready to turn around and walk away with your mouth shut. Even so, you are about to be screwed (and not in the fun way) by a judge and her lawyer. Come to think about it, go get a Golden Retriever and go to the park and play frisbee instead of getting married.
It is a scientific fact that the instant you say “I do” a chemical in your brain starts to leak out and change everything unti you eventually hate each other.
And yes, I am the worlds leading authority on divorce.