Long story on how this came about, but in 1990, I met Al Goldstein, then publisher of the now defunct satirical, hysterically funny, hard-core sex rag, Screw Magazine. Al had recently gotten into a business relationship with Seka, an ex-70’s porn queen, who had started a phone sex service that capitalized on her name. Al was a multi-millionaire who lived in the three story brownstown next to Bill Cosby on the upper East Side of Manhattan. He said he made more money in one month as a mere partner in the phone sex biz than he did in a year with his magazine. Imagine what Jameson and people like Danni Ashe (“Most downloaded woman on the Internet”) have made over the years as the queens of interwebitube sex as they reached out and tugged at the world. Before the amateurs with digicams took it over, of course.

Jenna Jameson Retirement Party Provides Laughs, Memories

There wasn’t a dry vagina in the house last night as over 380 people gathered at the Staples Center to say thank you and goodbye as The Queen Of Porn closed her legs on a lubricated 14-year career. If 33-year-old Jenna Jameson ever had doubts about her impact on American men, last night put those fears to rest.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy […] talked of fond memories the two shared, and recalled a career that began as a minor league fluffer and really came to a head when she was pegged as Horny Cheerleader #5 in Horny Cheerleaders Want Cock.

“You know, a little piece of my hard-on died today,” Jeremy told the packed house. “While most porn stars have higher life insurance premiums than a pro wrestler, Jenna has beat the odds – and every other phallic object she ever encountered.”

[T]he crowd of Jenna’s former boyfriends, girlfriends, hermaphrodites, midgets, sheep, homeless guys and Arsenio Hall watched as Jameson’s giant DD implants were raised to the rafters alongside Wilt Chamberlain’s #13.