With gal pal, Britney, to teach her all about being a parent? Yeah, this should be interesting.
Read this article and if you said in Thursday’s post that celebs should have kids like everyone else, that they shouldn’t need to take into account the effect their celebrity will have on the kid, just ponder what life would be like if you were the one calling Paris “mom” and she was calling you, of all things, London. Aside from the millions upon millions of dollars thing, of course.
Paris to name future baby boy London
Paris Hilton has decided to name her future kid after her pet cat – London.
The socialite expressed her desire to have children and is apparently positive that her first-born will be a boy.
“If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr, too,” The Sun quoted her, as saying.
Hilton also admitted that she loves babies and would love to have at least three or four kids.
“I love babies. I’d like three or four,” she added.
However, the ‘Simple Life’ star, who spent 23 days in jail for driving offences in June, added that her immediate concern was a boyfriend.
“I’ve been single for a couple of months,” she said.
Oh, yeah. A guy. Someone to go where everyone has gone before.
And in other, pressing Paris news…
that’s hot.
Looking at that picture, that is Not hot.
I hope she doesn’t get her parenting suggestins from Britney Spears!
That poor rich kid!!
The kids can grow up to become Anderson Cooper.
If ever there was a poster girl for birth control!
WONDERFUL!! 😛
These people don’t raise children, their nannys and boarding schools do it.
There is a gene pool screaming for a lifeguard. It will be total confusion on Father’s Day.
So what if she does? Last time I checked this was a free country where anyone who wanted to have kids could have them. Her kids will have access to the best schools and have every advantage possible.
Meanwhile, there are poor trailertrash who are baby factories for no reason other than to get more and more welfare money. Where’s the backlash over their continued reproductive habits?
It’s obviously time to tout the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement once again on DU. It never gets old, so to speak.
http://tinyurl.com/gfa33
“May we live long and die out”
#9 – Her kids will have access to the best schools and have every advantage possible.
So did Paris…
Can you spell: S K A N K
Someone please get her back in a car, with bad brakes, top her up with some extacy and coke and leave her at the top of those twisty roads near LA.
(BLECH!)
Twiggy had a better bod. Ugh.
give her a break for once things change becoming a parent. Good Luck Paris.
The only way I can see Paris having children is if Anderson Cooper donates his sperm! Then the children will be gorgeous, extremely rich, perhaps not so bright in the head, but, potentially, great journalists.
I wouldn’t mind contributing to the paris baby bank…
I thought she was calling him Mr. Biggles!
let her have kids, lack sleep, get fat and turn into a non-celeb. PLEASE..if there is a god, please!
I have just one word to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think Paris and Nicole are having babies just for the PR value. And being a new mother would be a “get out of jail” (early) card, for their next inevidible offense. At least it would give the LA court system the excuse they need, in the eyes of the public, to keep letting them off lightly.
After thinking about the movie “Idiocracy” I see where the USA is going. We need a counter movement. Something like a “PLEASE BREED FREQUENTLY” award for the best society has to offer.
Now we need to think who should be on that list.
There is only one thing she is good for……having babies is not one of them.
16 – LOL. Yeah, raise the kid to be a news anchor on NBC. No brains required.
I agree where can I sign up for the Paris baby bank? I figure once shes knocked up i can get money from her so I can dump it into Apples stock and be rich to!LOL
Hell, I’d knock her up just for fun and bragging rights!
Paris needs a po’ boy like me to beget her a son 😉
It is shocking how right Cyril M. Kornbluth was on this one. I see a future where the intelligent that are left are lambasted for not correcting “the problem.”
#6 😆 That sums it up alright!
And people criticize China’s one baby policy? HAHAHA! The smart couples have the money and have more kids…so what’s the problem? Once again China trumps the world! Sorry that was too easy not so say…
Cheers
Paris is not going to be pretty as she grows older…
She will Proably end up look like Wilma Flintsone in a couple years…
#30 TH
You did sort of gloss over the bit about the disproportionate male to female birth ratio in China. I don’t think that’s the most clever breeding policy in a nation where monogamous pairings are the norm.