This may be about beer, but reread the text and notice the handle where his Vienna sausage would be.


…he’d be looking up her skirt like you are. Yes, we know you did. Pervert!


“Fool around with his tweeter rather than me” is what she really means.

These and all the rest in this collectione are so tame and obvious compared to today’s advertising. Also, lots of ‘woman’s place is in the home, a cleanin’ & a cookin” ads. 40+ years ago seems like a million, looking at these. A different world.

Found by my brother, Don.



  1. Tanqueray says:

    Well done, lol. Ever thought about a job in advertising?

  2. Janky-o says:

    Somebody with a dirty mind can read subliminal stuff into anything. That doesn’t mean it’s really there. I remember the books exposing “subliminal advertising.” All I ever saw was ice cubes.

    Oh, and if that’s the shape of the guys, um, sausage, then he needs to see a plastic surgeon. Sheesh.

  3. brucemlloyd says:

    If that is the shape and location of his ding-ding then he needs to see someone other than a plastic surgeon. According to the “subliminal message” it’s coming out of his stomach.

    If it were truly subliminal you wouldn’t be aware of it. What we’re seeing here, and what most people see in advertising is just paranoia.

  4. Sinn Fein says:

    Please, you’re reaching.

  5. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    [Duplicate post. – ed.]

  6. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    [Duplicate post. – ed.]

  7. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Sorry, I’m trying to figure out how to do the bold / unbold HTML thing.
    Let me try one more time.

    It has been said the Pen Is is mightier than the Sword. But any Analist will attest that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

  8. Mister Mustard says:

    Hey, that must be God handing down the case of beer. Either Him, or the Magic Man in the Ceiling.

    As to the location of the beer drinker’s “Vienna sausage”, he’s engaging in frottage with the little lady’s back. That’s why God is handing him the case of beer; to take his mind off the evils of sex. And the wife is looking heavenward, saying “Thank God!”.

  9. Angel H. Wong says:

    The US’ 3 biggest exports: Double morals, double standards & double entendres.

  10. RBG says:

    And you can laugh at people who see Jesus in knotholes.

    RBG

  11. James Hill says:

    Way to blame this thread on your brother.

  12. DaveW says:

    All the Vienna sausages I’ve ever seen are about 3″ long. So, why would she bother?

    It you want some REAL hidden meaning, look up some of the Red Skelton radio shows from the 1950s. Keep listening….no, it can’t be a coincidence, this guy is absolutely filthy….and rated G!

    Regards,

    Professor Dave
    P.h.d., L. S./M. F. T.

  13. Balbas says:

    It’s not the precise location that matters; as long as it is (oops; badly worded 😉 ) in the general area, it’s your inaccurate recollection days or weeks later that has you giggling.

    Different time back then.

    And the “ice cube book”? Yeah, I was at a parochial school when I read that and a) some teachers thought the book too adult for me to read or have in the school, threatening expulsion, and b) many kids thought they saw Jesus in the swirly patterns. Whatever tilts your windmill governs your interpretation.

  14. Glenn E says:

    Or maybe it’s just that our minds have gotten dirtier than they were when these ads were created. “Gay” use to mean being very happy. Not it’s an “alternative sexual lifestyle”. Pretty much everything becomes outdated and embarrassing over time. Someday the word “iPod” will be offensive.
    “Zune” already is!

  15. JoaoPT says:

    Boy as the old chinese saying:
    “When the master point at the moon, the apprentice looks at the finger.”

    I don’t care about the double entendre, nor the subliminal stereotypical post-war “housewifeization” of women. Nor the buy a house, a car and a stereo cos’ it’s “The American Way!”. No.

    What I like in those pre and post war illustration is the sheer quality of the artwork. Illustrations are exquisite. Never after the sixties people had such artwork. After that, it all became simple cartoon like trace figures or photograph. Granted, the acceleration of life urged for simpler and easier to gather messages, but I’m a bit sad that we lost the time and the need to appreciate a well crafted illustration.

  16. joshua says:

    You or your brother needs to find a date and soon if you see ANYTHING untoward in these pics.

    And I thought the fundies were good at discovering hidden meaning’s…..well you got them beat Uncle Dave.

  17. Angel H. Wong says:

    #15

    The illustrations are superb alright, too bad nowadays what is considered art is nothing but a random splotch of paint or some bad kneading of clay, etc.

  18. Carl says:

    Here’s an example;take the world famous Virgin logo.If you turn it slighty to the left so that where the underline and tail of the g form an X,you’ll also notice the V forms a slightly hidden S and the i,r and part of the g form a broken capital E,spelling the word SEX. So you have Sex/Virgin in one word.Very clever Mr.Branson

  19. Jeff says:

    Around here there is a popular coupon book, it is called ‘Sonoma Express’.

    But on the front cover, they way they write it is:

    Sonoma
    EXpress

    The S in sonoma is as tall as both lines, so it blatantly looks like it says Sonoma SEXpress.

    Thats marketing these days I guess…

  20. joe hoe says:

    There are several ice cube images with coke and you can clearly see a woman about to give oral sex to a penis, it took me ages to find the actual image i didn’t ever realise it was there until i read what to look for


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