The problem for most stodgy Americans is – which religion he teaches.

Elwood “Bunky” Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night’s estimated $330 million jackpot. One of his tickets was a winner.

Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: “You let me win the lottery and I’ll teach.”

Bartlett said the money won’t change him, although he plans to invest in the shop – Mystickal Voyage. “I’m going to live my life like I have been,” he said.

Tee hee.

Thanks, KB



  1. KB says:

    he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: “You let me win the lottery and I’ll teach.”

    No more free lunch for the gods. They’re either going to have to put up or shut up.

  2. Greg says:

    He’ll just blow it on 70 million more lottery tickets.

  3. qsabe says:

    He has apparently found the right gods.

  4. Stars & Bars says:

    “One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.” A quote from Robert A. Heinlein

  5. doug says:

    “If it wasn’t for this place I wouldn’t have won the lottery,” Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.”

    hey, how about a little credit for the computer at the liquor store where he purchased the ticket? If anything, he should be worshiping THAT.

  6. Jägermeister says:

    And how many other religious suckers prayed for a win to their invisible friends and lost their money to this dude?

  7. jlm says:

    when I saw this guy on the news I honestly couldnt tell if it was a man or woman…

  8. MikeN says:

    If he’s an accountant, then I’d rather have him teaching that or math.

  9. Cinaedh says:

    At odds of 176,000,000 to 1, if he can do it again I guess I’ll have to consider getting religious.

  10. Jägermeister says:

    #9 – Cinaedh

    Reason doesn’t mix well with religion.

  11. dwright says:

    #10, nor does envy.

  12. TIHZ_HO says:

    The photo looks like Michael Moore’s Mother…brother….sister…?

    Cheers

  13. moss says:

    #11 – but, religion does fit in perfectly with dweebs who think a non sequitur is a contribution to discussion.

  14. cheap shot says:

    I think everyone is missing the most surprising fact: this guy is married!

  15. Pmitchell says:

    at least this tree hugger and afford to own the trees he is hugging

    more power to him

  16. julieb says:

    Jesus loves wiccans.

    Watch for an surge in the number of wiccans in the US.

  17. Jägermeister says:

    #12 – TIHZ_HO – The photo looks like Michael Moore’s Mother…brother….sister…?

    He sure resembles Michael’s other brother. 😉

  18. Misanthropic Scott says:

    I don’t see anything sillier about the Wiccan religion than any other. I just hope he doesn’t put the money toward legislating the teaching of Wiccan as a science.

    #12 – TIHZ_HO,

    Perhaps it’s Moore’s sibling Pat.

    #13 – moss,

    American Non Sequitur Society: We don’t make sense but we love pizza.

    #16 – julieb,

    Watch for a surge in people who’ve heard of wiccans in the U.S.

  19. Cinaedh says:

    #10 -Jägermeister

    Normally I’d agree but I think in this case, if he can beat those kind of odds at will, there’s something mystical going on and I want to get in on it.

    #13 – moss

    A non sequitur is “an inference which does not follow from the premises”.

    …and that applies here how?

  20. Angel H. Wong says:

    God has a twisted sense of humour.

  21. Jägermeister says:

    #19 – Cinaedh – Normally I’d agree but I think in this case, if he can beat those kind of odds at will, there’s something mystical going on and I want to get in on it.

    He would be extremely lucky if he hit it one more time. Anyway, the invisible dude must have had something against all the other players… 😉

  22. TIHZ_HO says:

    #17 Jag – I can’t access it through the Chinese fire wall – so it must be good! LOL!

    Cheers

  23. Jägermeister says:

    #17 – TIHZ_HO

    You’ve got to love the red firewall… 😉 Well, try this one or this one

  24. Jägermeister says:

    #23 – Was meant as a reply to #22… 😉

  25. JimR says:

    Found on a Wikki site…

    “I wanted to thank you for the health protection spell you showed me. It worked just as you said it would, but the results came even faster than I had expected.!

    Before the spell I was lethargic. I suffer from bipolar disorder I always feel depressed. After casting the spell, for the first time – I suddenly feel a sense of pure joy, and my senses feel sharper! I feel more alive than I have in a long time.”

    Just replace “health protection spell ” with “prayer” and replace “casting the spell” with “experiencing the power of the lord” you have the same old story.

  26. Jägermeister says:

    #22 – TIHZ_HO

    Btw… Shouldn’t you be to bed by now?! 😉

  27. JimR says:

    Freud strikes again… I meant to say “found on a Wicca site…”

  28. Mister Mustard says:

    >>Jag – I can’t access it through the Chinese fire wall – so
    >>it must be good! LOL!

    I can’t access it through the American firewall either. I guess it must either be REALLY good, or a dead link of some sort.

  29. Jägermeister says:

    #28 – Mister Mustard

    Perhaps copy and pasting the URL would work?

  30. Mister Mustard says:

    No can do, Mr. Meister. It’s an embedded link, and all I can do is click on it. If I copy and past, it just puts “other brother” into the URL bar. I guess I could write down and re-type in the URL that shows up when I scroll over it, but that’s too much work.


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