CCTV image from the holdup
A robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend’s vibrator was jailed today.
Nicki Jex concealed the Rampant Rabbit sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop in Leicester on December 27 last year.
In mitigation, Phil Gibbs, defending, said Jex, a qualified chef and engineer, had fought a battle against drug addiction and had a “fragile” state of mind.
The judge awarded £500 to a customer at the bookmakers for his “very considerable courage”. He followed Jex after the robbery and turned his butt in to the coppers.
The judge awarded Jex – five years behind bars.
“Hand over the cash or the girl gets it, errr, I mean, gets off!”
You can understand the girlfriend of a junkie having a vibrator. He’s as useless in sex as he is in society.
what a freaking dildo.
No main can compete with a rabbit vibe, period. If you don’t believe me Google it. As for the guy, I think, “What a freaking dildo,” pretty much sums it up.
Googled it. Got some obscure refernce to a pod cast called ‘Buzz out loud’? odd.
Here’s the bunny!
http://www.blissbunny.co.uk/acatalog/Ice-Breaker-L.jpg
Damn, I’d be grossed out if I found that in my rabbit stew!