Would have been proud!

Metro – August 17, 2007:

A woman in America accused of shoplifting made a daring escape bid when apprehended by police – by wriggling out of her shirt and running topless down the street.

When the officers then tried to place the woman under arrest, she managed to break free. In the ensuing struggle, she managed to evade the cops by slipping out of her shirt, and ran off down the street topless.

However, after a short Benny Hill-style chase, the police caught her again, and advised her to lie face down on the ground, so that people wouldn’t see her rude bits. Internal Affairs officers then arrived with a jumper for her to wear.

Nobody was injured in the topless chase.



  1. Angel H. Wong says:

    And the cops didn’t gun her down with 100+ bullets? She must be white.

  2. moss says:

    Face down? I hope it wasn’t a gravel parking lot.

  3. Jim says:

    As far as possible injuries go, I’m glad she didn’t give herself any black eyes.

  4. Mister Mustard says:

    “Trenton PA”??

    Assuming they didn’t botch the address (and really meant Trenton NJ), this story is somewhat hard to believe. Trenton PA (a metropolis snuggled in amongst McAdoo Heights, Frackville, and Beaver Valley PA) would be lucky to have a store in it with anything to steal. The closest place with anything to buy is the Datchko Cafe in Delano PA.

  5. MikeN says:

    Maybe it’s in Palestine.

    As you have it, it sounds like she escaped twice, perhaps the cops enjoyed subduing her?

  6. Cinaedh says:

    rude bits

    I love the English. Does this mean she was a flat, fugly woman?

    Just wondered…

  7. Miguel Correia says:

    #2, She was definitely and visibly unarmed.

  8. morram says:

    lie face down on the ground, so that people wouldn’t see her rude bits?
    Did she have her mouth open?

  9. Mr. Fusion says:

    #2, Angel,

    You wise old bastard.

    They didn’t taz her either.

  10. tallwookie says:

    yeah I wanna see some pics

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    #8

    *snort* Like that ever kept the cops from shooting naked folk.

    http://tinyurl.com/2mgaem

  12. hardedge says:

    The cops originally reported that she pointed a pair of 38s at them…

  13. Palomar Jack says:

    >>And the cops didn’t gun her down with 100+ bullets? She must be white.

    Shut up. It’s comments and attitudes like this that keep perpetuating all this race vs race crap. Does every forum have to be a soap box for the PC police?

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    #14

    Here’s a correction from the newspaper:

    “This article originally placed the topless lady in Trenton, Pennsylvania, not Trenton, New Jersey. We blame America for having too many Trentons in it.”

    In other words yeah, she’s probably white and probably a big nosed, olive skinned, brunnette, maybe even related to Richard Kind.


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