Would have been proud!
A woman in America accused of shoplifting made a daring escape bid when apprehended by police – by wriggling out of her shirt and running topless down the street.
When the officers then tried to place the woman under arrest, she managed to break free. In the ensuing struggle, she managed to evade the cops by slipping out of her shirt, and ran off down the street topless.
However, after a short Benny Hill-style chase, the police caught her again, and advised her to lie face down on the ground, so that people wouldn’t see her rude bits. Internal Affairs officers then arrived with a jumper for her to wear.
Nobody was injured in the topless chase.
And the cops didn’t gun her down with 100+ bullets? She must be white.
Face down? I hope it wasn’t a gravel parking lot.
As far as possible injuries go, I’m glad she didn’t give herself any black eyes.
“Trenton PA”??
Assuming they didn’t botch the address (and really meant Trenton NJ), this story is somewhat hard to believe. Trenton PA (a metropolis snuggled in amongst McAdoo Heights, Frackville, and Beaver Valley PA) would be lucky to have a store in it with anything to steal. The closest place with anything to buy is the Datchko Cafe in Delano PA.
Maybe it’s in Palestine.
As you have it, it sounds like she escaped twice, perhaps the cops enjoyed subduing her?
rude bits
I love the English. Does this mean she was a flat, fugly woman?
Just wondered…
#2, She was definitely and visibly unarmed.
lie face down on the ground, so that people wouldn’t see her rude bits?
Did she have her mouth open?
#2, Angel,
You wise old bastard.
They didn’t taz her either.
yeah I wanna see some pics
#8
*snort* Like that ever kept the cops from shooting naked folk.
http://tinyurl.com/2mgaem
The cops originally reported that she pointed a pair of 38s at them…
>>And the cops didn’t gun her down with 100+ bullets? She must be white.
Shut up. It’s comments and attitudes like this that keep perpetuating all this race vs race crap. Does every forum have to be a soap box for the PC police?
#14
Here’s a correction from the newspaper:
“This article originally placed the topless lady in Trenton, Pennsylvania, not Trenton, New Jersey. We blame America for having too many Trentons in it.”
In other words yeah, she’s probably white and probably a big nosed, olive skinned, brunnette, maybe even related to Richard Kind.