Horny Bastard
(AP) An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.
The 10-month-old male camel — weighing about 330 pounds — knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behavior, [Detective Senior Constable Craig] Gregory said.
“I’d say it’s probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing,” Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family’s pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.
Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel’s behavior was sexual.
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Loved ones speaking at the funeral have been asked to ignore the circumstances of her death, or at the very least, to pretend that the camel’s advances were non-sexual.
Poor lady… Remind me of this video… 😀
#2 – Blah… Remind=Reminds
One hump or two?
#4
A camel has two humps, a dromedary has one.
#5, Angel,
Ok, and how many does a hooker have?
No Camel toe jokes?
>>Horny bastard
Angel, I’m disappointed. You should try to quit smoking.
Angel, didn’t you say you were a camel trainer in Queensland in an earlier life? ;0
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Let this be a lesson, folks – spay / neuter your camels!
Some people smoke Camel… but this camel smoked its owner.
#10, Jägermeister, there’s nothing like a Camel after a smoke. 😆
OK, OK, I know it’s in bad taste, but she wasn’t a doctor.
#6
Ask Fergie from the black eyed peas for that answer.
#8
I don’t smoke.
#9
Nah, I was the guy who banged Steve Jobs’ mother while she was pregnant with him. That would explain why he’s balding.
#11 – BubbaRay – …but she wasn’t a doctor.
Because if she were, she would have known to inhale after her last exhale. 😉
How could I forget this tasteless comment?
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
The camel’s name was Kennedy and he was looking to have a few moments of “Camelot!”