We’ve posted Vick’s pit bull problems previously.
Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran,” FOX News has learned.
Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
Cripes!
a pdf of the complaint:
http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf
The guy’s in prison for God’s sake. I think you ought to bump it up to a 10 on your scale.
I do love the copyright on his name though.
Well, Vick wasn’t the only one to reject the west coast offense.
I don’t buy the story either, but Vick’s legion of moronic supporters will back him on this, too.
>>but Vick’s legion of moronic supporters will back him on this, too.
VIck has a legion of supporters? Wow. Do they have a web site? So far, I haven’t seen ANYONE come out in favor of this doggie Hitler after the news about his gambling on dog’s deaths hit the news.
i’d say this equals total bs jesus missiles? what the hell is this prick doing with missiles, maybe to kill more dogs, sick bastard.
Umm, animals aren’t allowed to be sold on eBay
6. “Umm, animals aren’t allowed to be sold on eBay “
What are you an ebay cop?! There are plenty of things that are not supposed to be sold on ebay but are every day. Exactly what bizarro planet do you live on?
“$63,000,000,000 billion dollar”
….Meaning $63.0 * 10^18? The “billion” is redundant, or else this is a REALLY big lawsuit.
Mr. Mustard – I was going to tell you to check out the message board on Michael Vick’s web site if you think he doesn’t have any supporters but it’s giving an error.
http://www.mikevick.com/
You underestimate how many dumbasses there are on this planet.
This is like Al Bundy asking for 63 GaZillion dollars. Just as credible, I’ll bet.
Hey, if we were to sue prisoners for whatever in our spare time, would that hinder their ability to abuse the legal system? Would an “adopt a prisoner to frivolously sue and abuse” program be effective?
I heard M.V. was facing 3 years in Detroit (with the Lions) until it was determined to be cruel and unusual punishment.
That’s funny, MM; you shoulda been with me last week at the Home Depot, where a couple of the cuzzes were having a heart-to-heart over Vick; “The Man steady be fuckin’ wif his ass!” “They’s his dogs, ain’t no mothafucka can tell him what he can do wif ’em!” “Yeah, he paid for them mofos!”
That’s as close to verbatim as I can get, I wasn’t carrying a recorder.
BTW, you may not believe this, but the gentlemen participating in this conversation were wearing baggy pants halfway to their ankles and very large T-shirts with some athlete or another’s number emblazoned thereon. I considered admonishing them for thoughtlessly reinforcing negative racial stereotypes, but I overcame the impulse. 🙂
No, Mustard, he doesn’t have any supporters, I just happened to encounter the only two in the U.S…
Mr Hopper, I tried out the http://www.mikevick.com/ message board, and got the same error message.
The server probably crashed due to dumbass overload.
I’ll try again later though, I would be quite interested to see what kind of dickwads might be supporting this guy.
>>That’s as close to verbatim as I can get, I wasn’t carrying a recorder.
Next time, please carry one. I’ve never heard the vernacular ““The Man steady be fuckin’ wif his ass!”. What does that mean?
Are you saying only African Americans are his suporters?
That’s kind of odd, as dog fighting is traditionally a White Trash sport. Native-born legals, to boot!
I didn’t poll the local white-trash contingent, no.
And I’d like to invite you to tell all the illegals picked up recently here at a major dogfighting venue that they’re native-born legals…
#13 Not in the South it isn’t. Used to be but the black community has pretty much taken over the activity.
>>Used to be but the black community has pretty much taken
>>over the activity.
Fucking honkies, poisoning The African-American culture. We oughta deport all their pasty asses (including the yellow one of Lauren the Dead Fish), and send them back to England or Germany or Spain or France or Saxony or Gaul or wherever they came from. Immigrants bring nothing but trouble.
Yeah. ‘Sides, you know that the nonexistent problems exhibited by the black gangsta culture is simply a product of the poverty white people keep them in. Mr. Vick didn’t want to sponsor or participate in dogfighting, but the Man wouldn’t let him make an honest living, so the dogfighting was just his attempt to elevate himself financially. He couldn’t do it on his food stamps alone.
If we would stop denying people like him the opportunity to make it in this society, these things wouldn’t happen… shame on you.
17. “If we would stop denying people like him the opportunity to make it in this society, these things wouldn’t happen… shame on you. “
That was either a brilliant piece of satire or the most idiotic thing I’ve read all week.
Me, I’d vote for ‘mordant sardonicism,” but I don’t think I’m allowed to vote…
Lauren the Fish, I’m kind of disappointed to find out that you are a racist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Too much ass-fucking from that petroleum-industry heir, perhaps? That’ll do it to anyone.
You’re more than welcome to explain to Those Present what “racist” thing I may’ve said. I do seem to recall parodying PC fuckwit patronizing excuses and racist blameshifting for issues of the African-American community that negatively impact American society, like “all black criminality is caused by poverty, and opportunity denied blacks by white racists.” So I speculated that Mr. Vicks’ issues must then stem from those causes and would not have occurred, had he been given an opportunity to work and succeed in racist American society.
I mean, it can’t be his fault, so who else could it be but evil Whitey? Just trying to save Posesta’s typing fingers, so’s he wouldn’t have to come in here to make his standard trademark denunciation of all white people and blanket absolution of blacks for playing any part whatsoever in any and all of their community’s issues. I mean, that’s what keeps the races together, innit, just blame everything on the “oppressor.” Worked for Marx, works for PCers just as well. Nothing like avoidance of responsibility, it’s obviously brought race relations in the U.S. to the point of Utopian bliss and harmony we now enjoy, hasn’t it?
Now go feel guilty for all those slaves your ancestors owned and all those jobs they snatched away from more-deserving minority-group members at your insistence. The fact that you were not yet born is no excuse. 🙂
Oh, and BTW, I’m not, contrary to your fantasies, Waylon Smithers…
“$63,000,000,000 billion dollar”
I’m glad to see Fox put that in quotes… so I know that someone at Fox wasn’t responsible for that bit of stupidity.
#8 – that what i thought too – and my next thought was: “stupid prisoners”
#3 Cripes I have to actually support a James Hill comment? Yes, Vick does have a legion — they all end up on various sports talk shows going on and on about it’s only because he was a black man or about how dogs are just dogs. it never ends and there are lots of them.
Mister Mustard said:
“That’s kind of odd, as dog fighting is traditionally a White Trash sport. Native-born legals, to boot!”
Lauren the Ghoti said:
“And I’d like to invite you to tell all the illegals picked up recently here at a major dogfighting venue that they’re native-born legals…”
GigG said:
“Not in the South it isn’t. Used to be but the black community has pretty much taken over the activity.”
It certainly is encouraging to hear that the typically disadvantaged non-white American residents are finally breaking into traditionally white dominated sports/hobbies like dogfighting.
Talk about breaking though that glass ceiling.
you guys are too much
First Riches said “63 million dollars” but then mini-Riches told him he had been in jail too long and 63 million dollars wasn’t worth much any more so he changed it …
Natali Del Conte is hot!!!
28. “Natali Del Conte is hot!!!”
I have to agree with you, although I have no idea why it’s relevant to this discussion.
I dont think it is – but the discussion is stupid, and she IS hot