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Gruesome.
Oddly, the first thing that came to mind was Predator..
J/P=?
Same thoughts as #2 here.
His tongue was freaking long too.
a dentist’s dream!
pj
I bet he can suck a horse’s penis with no problem at all.
AYHB!
What I don’t understand is why he’s so fricken proud of something so disgusting and revolting. Now if this were a hot chick, I could understand, of course. But he’s not.
Finally, Julia Roberts has met her match.
#5 – Angel H. Wong – I bet he can suck a horse’s penis with no problem at all.
With those skills, there’s no limit to how far he’ll go in Hollywood.
#8 LOL!!! Too Right!
I always thought that about Julia Roberts and everyone said I was nuts…glad to see I’m not the only one! Thanks!
If I am watching a movie with Julia Roberts in it, all the while I keep on thinking, damn, I bet she could fit a large orange in there”…sort of messes up the movie up for me and my wife is tired of me saying “Damn, I bet she could fit a large orange in there!” as well.
Cheers
PS #5 you might as well said horse’s DICK instead of penis. Using the word penis doesn’t soften it up much… no pun intended.
Yeah, #4 was my first thought. Guy has a good set of choppers. Now for you phallic oriented dweebs, isn’t this a little like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
Ok…I’m a geek, and so the first thought I had was the Sarlac Pit from Return Of The Jedi.
Now…lets do a little SAT question here:
Sarlac Pit is to geek’s first thought :: Sucking horse penis is to ???? first thought
#9 – TIHZ_HO
I’m sure that orange would feel lonely… I’m sure you can load up with nine more of his buddies. What’s amazing is that they named her first success Pretty Woman… She sure as hell does not fit that description. 😉
#12, Jägermeister, that link……oh no, I have no feeling in my face, …..now….must…..die……..
watermelon comments are a problem and equine phalic comments are not . hummm.
#12 Jägermeister Well not if the orange is still connected to the tree 🙂
Pretty Women – Yeah too right about that, but that link? #13 BubbaRay what did you see…other than “photo_unavailable.gif did I miss something or was my life spared?…Bubba…are you there…CALL 911 Julia Fugu?
Cheers
With a mouth like that he should go into politics.
Looks like an over-abundance of elsatin. This guy will never wrinkle!
#13 – BubbaRay
And that was the improved version of her… 😉
#15 – TIHZ_HO – Well not if the orange is still connected to the tree
LOL 😀 I’m not sure why you couldn’t see the picture…
#12 that’s the nicest pic of Ann Coulter I’ve seen in a long time!
#8
Jewish men ain’t that big.
Hey Angel, no blow jobs from that babe. (#12’s photo.)
#20 – tool – that’s the nicest pic of Ann Coulter I’ve seen in a long time!
LOL
#22 – hhopper – …no blow jobs from that babe
Unless you’ve got a bad case of itchy balls… and need a real good scratch…
#21 – Angel H. Wong – Jewish men ain’t that big.
With that mouth, he can take on the whole production team…
Watermelons
#19 Jägermeister – “I’m not sure why you couldn’t see the picture…”
Flickr is getting knocked around by the Chinese Great Fire Wall in the effort to clean up porn (Yes its stupid) There was a add on for Firefox to get around this but that even that has been thwarted 🙁
If anyone would like to email it to me tihz_ho@yahoo.com that would be great! I’m a trusting soul – giving out an email address…
Cheers