Ah, remember the days when this would have been considered a joke?

Don’t click this link. The government is monitoring it to see who does. Ha, ha! Just kidding! No really, they are. How do you know they aren’t?

Not that you care. Unless that poll’s twisting the wants and desires of the country by asking skewed questions like do you support cameras everywhere because it helps solve crimes. Yes/no is too simple an answer to these complex questions. But the government, helped by the media, has confirmation and can claim that we want Big Brother. Oh, well… A free society was nice while it lasted.



  1. Mister Mustard says:

    Hey, if you’re not doing anything wrong, you’ve got nothing to worry about. Right?

    So, pull back the covers. We’ll be installing that web-cam in your marital bed right now. No warrant required. That’s life in the Golden Age of King Dumbya.

  2. Alan says:

    I for one , welcome the new world order.

  3. Improbus says:

    You for one, are a dumbass.

  4. Steve says:

    Maybe now we can get a livecam feed from GWs colon. I would have liked to have seen them remove those 5 polyps last week.

    You know, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Carl Levin and Dick Durbin.

  5. Jägermeister says:

    71 percent of Americans favor the increased use of surveillance cameras

    Are these cameras really necessary? After all, there’s a guy in the White House who got a direct line to the all-seeing God.

  6. Mister Mustard says:

    >>You know, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer,
    >>Carl Levin and Dick Durbin.

    What, and leave in the malignant ones (Presidents Rove/Cheney etc.)??

    You must work for an HMO. Jeez, even POTUS gets crappy health care under your system. For shame!

  7. Steve says:

    #6 No HMO, but I do gots me one of those guvment jobs.

  8. Alan says:

    #3- Just for you improbus, next time I make a sarcastic remark I’ll put a little yellow smily-face at the end. Wouldn’t want to accidently get your dander up. 🙂

    Alan

  9. iGlobalWarmer says:

    Cameras in public places – no problem.
    Cameras in private places – problem.

    Of course, there are those who feel they have a right to mug people, steal stuff, etc. and get away with it.

  10. Atomic Bitchwax says:

    Of course, there are those who feel they have a right to mug people, steal stuff, etc. and get away with it.

    Really? I’ve never met anybody like that. I’ve known some criminals, but they all knew that what they were doing was illegal. Or was that just bad sarcasm?

    The problem isn’t that they’ll be watching for overt criminal activity, like muggings or car theft. The problem is that information is captured and warehoused, and later pieced together for analysis, so that one innocent act, plus another innocent act, plus maybe a few more, eventually add up to something “suspicious”, earning you individual attention. Suddenly, EVERYTHING you do becomes suspicious. (Under the well-proven principal that to a boy with a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.)

    Bruce Schnier has written extensively on what a terrible idea data mining is for catching terrorists… google it up. (Basically, false positives GROSSLY overwhelm the true positives, rending the whole process worthless, except for the few drug dealers they will stumble onto by accident and make a BIG deal of.)

  11. iGlobalWarmer says:

    #10 – I agree that large scale data mining is worse than useless.

    I’m think more along the lines of someone reporting at mugging at the corner of Lane Street and Road Avenue at 1:30 PM on Blovember 32nd. There happened to be a good camera that provided a usable face shot. Other cameras maybe can track the mugger before and after the incident , maybe even to a car and getting a license. I would call that a good use for a specific incident.

    The key is what’s stored, how long, who has access, etc. There are pros and cons here.

    BTW: Is there such a thing a “good” sarcasm? 😉

  12. Mr. Fusion says:

    #4, Steve,

    I don’t get it. Was your post supposed to be funny, sarcastic, Republican talking point, or something that popped into your head?

  13. Dennis says:

    Welcome to the “New World Order”

  14. Steve says:

    Mr Fusion

    I would love to take credit for the names of the five polyps removed from Bush’s colon last week but someone sent them to me in an e-mail.

    Mister Mustard has already pointed out that they left two inside.

    If we are going to put cameras everywhere how about shoving a few up some politician’s asses. Maybe we will see a smile or two.

  15. TheDoctor says:

    #4- Yeah, I’ve always wanted to witness a lobotomy

  16. bac says:

    The first public places where the cameras should be installed are the White House and the Capitol Building.

    This will get us a little bit closer to a transparent government.

  17. hhopper says:

    Yeah, but all these cameras capture some really great videos of stupid people doing stupid things.

    Stupid people aren’t good for much but give us 10 percenters a good laugh occasionally.

  18. Cursor_ says:

    There is no new world order.

    Its the same old world order with different names and places.

    Like Web 2.0 is nothing but Web 1.0 with rounded corners… oooh rounded corners. They had rounded corners in the 70s and 90s as well big friggen whoop tee doo!

    Cursor_

  19. grog says:

    American Conservatives should all go live in china where the government has total control — they’d like that, and leave us people who believe that the government is something that we citizens control, not vice versa

    thanks, now run along little gop-sheeple, you’ll be doing us all a big favor!

  20. Todd Anderson, III says:

    #11 You are mistaken sir, large-scale data mining is actually quite good for the “Non-Obvious Relationship Awareness” and is quite good at spotting behavior and links between people. Which works fantastically when tracking well-documented activities, like those of people who are members of Western societies. It doesn’t work so well for people livng off the grid, like most of the people for whom this monstrosity is meant to find.

    #20 The activities of Hollywood celebrities are inconsequential to the operation of our government, until they run for office, then we all suffer their complete lack of competence.

  21. Todd Anderson, III says:

    #22 Yes, regardless of what they may say, when compared to the multi-billion dollar lobbying industry, Hollywood celebrities are powerless to affect the operation of the US government in any meaningful way.

  22. grog says:

    #22 yup, it really and truly is ironic that right-wing conservatives here at home so fervently champion the same governmental tactics as their polar opposites in red china.

    but not surprising — the chinese love torture and the death penalty and as an added bonus they actually outlaw anti-government rhetoric!

    what’s for a republican not to love?

  23. grog says:

    #22 ooops almost forgot — china has capitalism now AND GET THIS:: NO PESKY ENVIRONMENTAL, WORKER OR FOOD SUPPLY PROTECTIONS!!!!!

    i can’t imagine why the republicans aren’t flocking there in droves!

  24. Steve says:

    #25 Maybe because when you get caught screwing up over there they just execute you.

  25. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #23 – You are mostly correct… But honestly, celebrities do have a history of being impactful in some areas… though probably not foreign policy. My point being, if you want to save a wetlands, call a celeb, if you want to impact US policy in Iraq, stage a coup.

    #26 – China is not, no matter what anyone says, similar to a capitalist country. While they put on a show of a free market, they are simply a third world government running a nation that has first world technology.

  26. tallwookie says:

    China is gonna be the next superpower, the good ol’ USofA is in steep decline thanks to the like of BushCo & Friends

    Might wanna brush up on that Mandarin….

  27. Mister Mustard says:

    >>I thought the Chinese were communist. I didn’t know
    >>there were right wing communist.

    I guess you haven’t lived in America since Presidents Cheney/Rove and their puppet took over.

    Hey, communists can clear brush too!

  28. Mister Mustard says:

    #30 – I think there are more similarities between Stalin, Mao, and Dumbya than the neocon nuts would like to admit. Key differences exist, though. Stalin and Mao, for all their evil, were not morons.


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