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Dept. of Dick Needs a Jump Start again at Wonkette.com – Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush’s asshole, and this Saturday they’ll do it again! But this time, it’s the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take apart his robotic pig heart and replace the core reactor.

    And here’s the Raw Story:

Vice President Dick Cheney will have his heart defibrillator’s battery replaced Saturday, CNN reports.

Cheney, 66, had his defibrillator implanted in 2001 at The George Washington University Hospital.

    Enough said on this one.



  1. Bob says:

    Talk about biggoted hate mongers!

  2. moss says:

    …who can spell.

  3. dwright says:

    What can I say, the title gave me a good laugh today.

  4. Mister Mustard says:

    >>During Bush’s time as “president” tomorrow morning,
    >>he is expected to play with his dogs and maybe work
    >>on his fort in the back yard.

    Shit! Who’s going to be clearing the brush!?! Is there a contingency plan for that? The Crawford ranch could be overrun if somebody isn’t working on this around the clock….

  5. Mr. Fusion says:

    Noun1.monger – someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of goods to be sold

    OK, any of you guys storing and selling hate?

  6. joshua says:

    Ok Hopper, I was falling down laughing from the post title all the way to the comments.

    Mustard….I love it.

  7. Steve S says:

    I am pretty sure a while back someone hollowed out Cheney’s body and inserted a Terminator robot. I mean he already went into “Terminate” mode and shot someone at least once. He is simply having his power source changed.

  8. BertDawg says:

    #5 – Mr. Fusion – noun 2: one who attempts to stir up or spread something that is usu. petty or discreditable – usu. used in combination

  9. BertDawg says:

    continued, usu. used in combination (gossipmonger), (warmonger)

  10. Improbus says:

    Would that make Bush a stupidmonger or a deathmonger?

  11. Mr. Fusion says:

    #8, bertdawg,

    ya, so what’s your point?

  12. Rich says:

    Some people have no use for either Dick or Bush! These are some lonely people.


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