The Hoochie Mama in question, Deborah Moscone
Cripes, a German being rude, shocking. ;)
“Too sexy for my bus”, German woman told – Reuters: A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported on Monday.
I say, Daaaaamn, see the picture above and judge for yourself.
“Suddenly he stopped the bus,” the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. “He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus.'”
Boy, that’s some powerful cleavage.
“The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing,” the spokesman said. “A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”
Geez, I guess this creep has never been told that staring is rude.
God, cleavage is awesome!
That is one good looking woman.
This from a Country where they show nudity on public TV !?!?!
She’s cute. “Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic.” The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Boobs – they move you.
If it had been Dolly Parton or Halle Berry, I’ll bet that driver would’ve thrown everyone else off that bus instead! 😆
Manhattan is the cleavage capital of the world. When they show I look without guilt. One thing that I love that some women do is that (i don’t know if there is a word for this) go braless and unbutton their blouse just below the breast line. The opening shows the side of their breast but somehow the nipple stays hidden. It’s like they use a double-sided tape to keep the shirt from crinkling up and exposing their nipple. Ahhh… and let’s not even start getting into camel-toes… (women are cruel, and they know it!)
Everyone know that no true man can be expected to have control over himself in the presence of visible cleavage.
Do you think the bus driver drove on bumpy roads just to make sure that her cleavage was distracting?
I wonder if there is a higher incidence of traffic accidents happen around beach areas?
” Sorry, Miss, but I can’t stop myself from looking at your (.)(.) “…
My wife and I were at dinner recently with two very gay men (a couple). During dinner a woman with really impressive cleavage went by (where I was sitting I could not see her). Both very gay men said in unison – “Sounds – look at that girl’s cleavage!”
THATS the power of cleavage!
Love that Google translation!
I’d let that hoochie mama on my bus any time. Jeez, I might even buy a bus and impersonate a driver if she would just sit in the field of my rear-view mirror.
Maybe he should be handing out burkas…
#12, cleavage is not everything. Size A cups without a bra and a tight, sheer t-shirt goes a long way too– especially if their nipples protrude. […wait… I’m panting…Uncle Dave, you’ve gotta stop the comments on this post…]
IT”S GETTING HOT IN HERE.
If it were a male American bus driver she wouldn’t have had to even pay bus fare.
Upon reading this again out of boredom it reminded me that,
Sweet Jeebus I loooove me some womens!
xD
#13 “Love that Google translation!”
I’m afraid that I must disagree. The translation is appallingly incompetent. The original German is perfectly grammatical and understandable, so there is really no excuse. If Google can’t do better than that they should give up trying.
I agree with you Gasparrini – a rude German – what a shock! I live in Germany and every week I am surprised how often you meet a German that fits the stereotype of a person seriously lacking of social skills. They are rude to tourists, but want their money and refuse to speak English. They behave like everyone would be employed by the police office or the local Ordnungsamt (office of order or something like that) and jump at the possibility to point out (read: shout!) any tiny issue or out of order behavior. I could go on for pages….
I bet that kid would love to rub his penis between those breasts.
>>I’m afraid that I must disagree. The translation is
>>appallingly incompetent. The original German is
>>perfectly grammatical and understandable, so
>>there is really no excuse.
Uh, Fred. I suggest that you Google “sarcasm”. You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
“Man of Leisure” wrote:
“Manhattan is the cleavage capital of the world…[And goes on and on]”
I dunno dude but isn’t that just a little bit too much information? (TMI?)
Anyhow, she can ride *my* bus anytime….
Angel, you horny bastard!
Careful guys…you know those European women do not shave the legs and armpits like they do over here in the states.
#24, Joe, I picked up a German babe in Sorrento one morning while she was sipping a cappucino. Turns out she was heading to Pompei as I was. We spent the day going in and out of the old dwellings. A couple of hours later we took a break in one of these which was quiet small– about the size of a small European hotel room. I opened up my bag of juicy strawberries and shared it with her as the hot sun was above us in our ceiling-less enclosure. I remarked to her that it felt funny. It felt like we had been here before. She agrees, and says she was about to tell me the same thing. We wash down our snack with plenty of water. I tell her that I was a bit tired and was going to head back to my hotel room in Sorrento. I asked her if she wanted to come along. She says, “I don’t think we’re going to get any sleep.”
To make a long story short, we got back (snuck pass the Italian lady-owner at the front) and proceeded to affirm the German/USA alliance. Now, this babe was one of those yoga types with the long dresses and beaded bracelets on her ankle. I was expecting what I saw. OMG… she had more hair on her legs than I did. Her armpits were halloween scary. We did it anyway but next time I’m bringing extra razors.
#23
And what man isn’t? The Catholic Church already proved that man chastity is null.
I wish I had that problem… (being distracted of course… 🙂
Ah, yes; boobicles.
OneTwo of life’s most sublime pleasures, and there’ll never be a shortage of ’em.She’s wearing too many clothes *wink* *wink*
No, pedro, you’re thinking of John Cheese, the comedian and inventor of Double Gloucester.
#21 “Uh, Fred. I suggest that you Google “sarcasm”. You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?”
Thank you so much for referring me to the definition of sarcasm. Had you not done so, I should probably have gone through my whole life without ever knowing what the word meant. .
By the way, your observation about sharp knives was a pretty blunt comment. 🙂