Here’s the deal. You’ve been kidnapped by a wealthy, but sick and twisted nutbag who offers you a choice before he kills you.
You may dine on the greatest meal you’ve ever had prepared by the top chefs in the world. Even top gourmet writers have never had a meal so magnificently delicious. $10,000 bottle of the best wine ever made? No problem. Obviously, this last meal is damn the calories!
OR
Sex with the hottest man or woman you could possibly imagine. You would have your choice of partner from a long list of candidates. Tall, short, fat, skinny, big feet, big… other things, and so on. Whatever floats your boat. Not only does this person meet your visual desires, but will do whatever you want to and with you before the ax falls.
And no, you can’t eat the meal off the stomach of the sexual plaything. So, which will you choose, buddy? The great debate has always been, food or sex? Which is better? It’s now or never…
You’ve seen the joke as to why a six pack of beer is better than a wife?
From there, I’d go with the meal. Never had a $10,000 bottle of wine, and I’d like to do that. Much more rewarding than sex with a stranger.
Well, seing as though, the whole purpose of eating would be to nourish the body and keep it alive, eating right before some one slices my head off would be kind of silly.
I choose sex,
Devon Aoki please 😀
Uncle Dave,
Well, if I have to die right after :
– Sex, since having or not a full stomach won’t matter now, will it?
If I don’t die right after :
– Sex, since I’ll be able to eat later
Choice would be harder to make if before killing you, you were confined without food & water for two days.
I wonder how a poor, malnourished, Somalian would choose, that has never tasted the full range of wines & fine foods.
Who cares? Either way, you’re gonna be dead soon.
Of course the thoughts of ordering the meal and having sex with it or asking for the sex and eating it would come into play.
Or maybe you could be eating the fried chicken while screwing the watermelon on the other side a good “69” into a full “black widow”.
Maybe when they come back for your decision they just find you have hung yourself.
So what’s the difference if you’re a jet or helicopter pilot? Just because I was slower and able to spin in smaller circles doesn’t mean I was any less flying.
“I’ll have a coke”
You ain’t worth a nickle babe, you ain’t worth a dime,
We ain’t gonna give it up, as long as we got breath,
Sex and Death, The answer to life’s mystery is,
Simple and direct, Sex and Death, running down
Down the highway, we ain’t tired yet Sex and Death.
Sex and Death.
Well, it depends. If the sex would be with my current boyfriend, then I absolutely choose the sex. (I go through the checkout counter with the box of the large condoms and my head held high. Hoorah!) If it were Hank Williams III, I’d seriously consider the sex – and after very little contemplation, I’d go for the sex. Anyone else, then I’d go for the meal. But they could keep the gourmet chef and the $10,000 bottle of wine… I’d much prefer some good Q and a lot of good beer.
Oral sex, best of both worlds.
I’d go with an inexpensive hamburguer so he’ll at least consider that while I do the waitress hehehe….
If not, I won’t need a full stomach where I’m going 😉
Food I could stretch that out more than sex. Besides it would be a bit hard to perform with an ax man behind a curtain.
Sex! with the woman i´ve most loved in my life. (do anybody knows really wich one is the woman that was most loved at all?)
Sex with my girlfriend. Call me a romantic, but being able to have sex before saying goodbye forever seems really passionate and, well, romantic 🙂 If you loved someone, wouldn’t that be the last thing you’d want to do?
But hey, I’m from Canada, so I’m sans your american fucked up (pardon the pun) views on sex.
1. Ask for sex
2. Explain that the real fantasy is watching the nutjob bang your choice
3. when nutjob is distracted, kill him.
4. Take his money, order the food and then bang the chick!
WIN WIN WIN!
Slow news day?
#14 – OK you convinced me – I choose sex with your girlfriend as well!
#14 – Liar.
I’m 20 years old, what do you think my answer is?
Food.
I’ll ask for the finest of everything. Thr 10K wine, kobe beef imported from Japan, Beluga caviar. It should at least put a nice dent in the budget of my assassin.
In addition, I think it would be hard hard to perform a sexual act with the knowledge that my left will end soon. Even if I could perform the act, it’s still won’t be satisfying. Sex is all in the mind.
If I was going to die, I’d take the sex. I eat food every day.
Sex, please. With Rebecca Romijn.
I’m on a diet.
17, 18,
You’re both jealous of my superior intellect…
Im to old for this…
FOOD…I can always find a goat..
I choose sex. But with Kate Beckinsale as seen in Underworld. During the sex she would bite me and turn me into a vampire. Then I would kill the guy who was foolish enough to let this happen and I’d be all like, “In your face, beotch!”
Also, I am jealous of #23’s superior intellect.
How about if I jerk off on a cheesburger? Does that break the rules?
I would ask for sex with Chuck Norris, and have him help me kick my captors ass.
Or ask for a tough steak for my meal, and stab him with the steak knife.
I certainly wouldn’t play along.
I’m on hormone treatment for prostate cancer. I couldn’t get it up anyway so I go for the food. Yum!
Food, with a “fine key-awhn-tay”
J/P=?
Are you kidding… sex of course!!
However, if you have to die after ejaculation I might have to choose food because it might take me longer to finish my meal than it would to “stay the course” in bed.
🙂
So! The old question of:
EF or FF?
becomes:
EL or FL?