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The eBay item mentioned in the clip:
http://tinyurl.com/ypskd3
Phone Brand: Apple iPhone
Condition: Used
lol!
Gasparrini, If you don’t quit posting this stuff, I’ll have to buy a new monitor every week! Mine is, once again, covered with coffee!! Great site, great post.
Here’s the one for transformers (scripts must be enabled):
http://tinyurl.com/2yvlxj
I want this man’s job when he retires. No doubt.
Jobs should really use this in a commercial. The iPhone… it even blends.
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Brilliant! I had forgotten all about “will it blend”. Great marketing for only $500.
I think my emotions ranged from:
“oh no he’s not!”
“oh yes he is!”
“oh dear god!”
“oh no!”
“oh christ it so horrible…..cant….look…away….”
“OH MY GAH IT ‘SPLODED!”
*shiver* “must….watch….again….”
It would be very funny to walk into an AT&T store and file an insurance or warranty claim on what’s left in a zip lock bag.
HA HA HA I love it. Does he have a Steve “Blow” Jobs sized blender?
I really really don’t get the American taste for blending…It’s just something that eludes me.
When that guy dies, you know what I’d like to see……….you guessed it.
Cool!
The display remained lit for a suprisingly long time.
Americans love to see stuff destroyed. And blending is one great way to obliterate something. Demolition derbies, figure eight racing, car crushers, monster trucks, etc., etc.
Another fine Utah company.
Yes… I loved it. I’m going over to the website to watch some more “Will It Blend“ videos now.
Gee, if I drink a iPhone will I suddenly become popular and feel like worshiping Steve Jobs. Maybe my senses will become like a touch screen. Touch my nose for smell, touch my eye for direction.
Push my belly button to return to top menu!
What’s the deal with this “Americans love to…” stereotypical bullshit hhopper? There’s always some ass-muncher on here who has to throw in some line about some made up American stereo type. It’s getting old.
Well why do you think “Will It Blend” is so popular then???
#18
Could it possibly be the novelty of blending golf balls and iPhones?
haha good stuff…I wonder how many apple fanboys pissed themselves over this one.
OMG did you guys see what happened when the pure evil escaped from the iPhone?
I’d bet if you put a [sic] Crackberry in the blender, it’d look about the same and probably wouldn’t hold up as long.
@21
LMAO
The Darkness is spreading.
21. LOL, or was it black gold? Hmmmmmm?
#13 U forgot one:
Iraq.
I love the fact that he bought the iPhone on ebay, blended it, and is now selling it on ebay once again. Of course, this time it includes accessories such as a blender, dvd and t shirt 🙂
#17 – What’s the deal with this “Americans love to…” stereotypical bullshit hhopper? There’s always some ass-muncher on here who has to throw in some line about some made up American stereo type. It’s getting old.
Comment by FRAGaLOT — 7/11/2007 @ 8:03 am
Man… Americans sure do like flying off the handle…
Americans are really defensive.
Americans add “ass” to a lot of words.
Well, I noticed that the monitor stayed on for quite a while after getting beat about some, as #12 noted… Therefore, and this is for you James Hill… I have decided that the iPhone must be the toughest son of a bitch in the cell phone world and I plan to buy one as soon as possible.
How about Letterman’s “will it float?”
or “takes a licking and keeps on ticking”?
I remember them putting a Timex on a boat propeller and water skiing behind the boat… It still worked…
Ugh, what is all the black powder? Is that part of the battery or the display? Looks toxic to me.