This is an absolute classic video that apparently was done as a joke for a sales meeting or something around 1997. I’m sure a reader knows the source. Whatever the case Professor Irwin Corey could not have done this better.
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He forgot about the knibbling pin that goes in the anti-wobbling hole.
He forgot the reverse polarization for the neutrino flux in the deflector shield and remodulation of the warp core which would destroy the bioneural gel packs, resulting in a polaron cascade burst in the impulse drive and subsequent anti-proton effects on the warp nacelles which could render subspace communications impossible for years. Adios, universe-net.
I for one welcome our new techno-babble-headed overlord.
What a fantastic disinformation video! I bet the Russians would have spent a month trying to decipher all that only to find out it was bunk.
“Comrade, we must close the “retro-encapulator” gap.”
I’ve worked with that actor. He’s very good at his job.
I’ve done plenty of corporate videos that weren’t too far off this parody.
Fantastic! One of those machines would be excellent to make sure the flux capacitor doesn’t overload the warp containment field of the hyperdrive.
I think this all my friends and colleagues hear when I say things like:
“You keep getting viruses because you are downloading MP3’s from Kazaa”
“Stop writing your password on a sticky note attached to your monitor”
“If you buy a machine with Vista, I will no longer help you with anything and you will be on your own.”
What will this do in the Steve Jobs Reality Distorion Field?
He forgot to reverse the neutron flow!
The miniatured version is called the iPhone. And it still drops calls.
Would this technology help Microsoft with their game console problems?
This classic is pure beauty:
http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/guidance.wav
@12, Simple, by subtracting where I was from where I’ll be in just a second or so, I compute that I was never actually here. 🙂
Darn, I just realized he forgot to mention the chrome muffler bearing!
give him an incomplete.