“Why are there so many stupid humans?”
best of craigslist : Ask a silly question
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b*tch…why else would I buy dog food??
…here’s your sign!
It’s just your typical conversation between a devout Christian and an atheist.
The woman was just making a rhetorical statement because she wanted to make conversation and was wondering what kind of dog he had. This guy is a moron, not to mention just plain rude.
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Then she could have said, “what kind of dog do you have?”
Well, I’ve tried to google the nuitritional analysis of Dry Kibble Dog Food and its not turning up quickly. While surfing, I noticed some brands actually advertise “Human Grade” ingredients.
Makes the lady’s question more reasonable?
LoungeLizard is right. The obvious effect of what the lady was saying was, “I take it you have a dog” — friendly small talk; and 99 percent of people would have taken it that way. The other guy, whatever his gender, was the stupid b*tch.
I agree that he could have had his fun and been a lot nicer about it.
But she did say… “Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.”
Then again that could have been sarcasm.
Then again, did it really happen like he said?
Then again, did it really happen?
Then again he might not have a dog. It could have been for his neighbour…
Then again his neighbour might be on the Pal diet…
This guy is a moron,…..
But a funny moron. 🙂
It was very gratifying to see the responses to this. The guy was way off base on what was clearly one person trying to connect with another.
LoungeLizard is right. Also, the pr*ck could’ve been buying dog food for his neighbor’s dog, etc…
Yes she probably was asking a rhetorical question.
She wasn’t asking about his dog, she was asking for him to talk to her. She was probably lonely. He obviously wasn’t up to the task.
Some people suffer fools better then others.
She asked a question, she got an answer. Where is the harm?
And a damn funny answer to boot.
Sheesh, JimR – I don’t think all atheists are that stupid. (Sorry folks, I’m the kinda guy that just *has* to pick at scabs and salt wounds – my own of course).
Anyway, this was pretty funny, although I had a friend in school who would occasionally pocket a few kibbles to munch on – said it tasted like health food.
The best Girls LOVe a good laugh.
ANd if the Guy COULD bend over, OR low enough to Lick Himself….I think He could of had a date.
AND IM SORRY…
How many of you people DIDNt try dog food as a kid, or older.
Just to see if it REALLY tased LIKE it said on the box/can.
That looks like one happy and pampered dog!
I used to think this kind of thing was stupid too. The truth is, this cashier might have had any number of things on her mind (or nothing at all), the last of which is any meaningful interaction with Captain Funny Pants. If I was in line behind this guy, I would have thought this guy was a douchebag. This guys is the real problem – the unfortunate clerk was just fodder for his shitty blog, lame standup-comedy routine or boring cocktail party story. These days it seems everyone runs around expecting other people to play bit parts in a hilarious sitcom starring them.
Yea #15, thanks for trying to user in LEFTEST Gestapo America.
Must always speak HAPPY THOUGHTS. Must make the idiots always happy with them selfs.
Heaven forbid, you may offend the NAPPY HEADED HO!
For some reason I didn’t see where he was “expecting other people to play bit parts”. I guess that’s you whole intent of allowable speech in LEFTEST Gestapo America.
#16, you spilled your medication when punching the caps lock key with that pencil up your nose
Please send the pictures of how you do this.
However your text alone is hilarious!
Don’t send the pictures of your self, if you drew blood with the penile in the nose!
Must keep the site PG.
That is one happy dog….love the pic. 🙂
I’ll deny ever having said this, but my older brother Sam….loved the medium sized Pedigree dog bisquits until he was around 18….then I think he found girls.
I laughed hard at this….it’s basic sarcasm…gotta love it. You have no idea how many times in a day I would love to do just what he did. People can be so dumb.
I also feel sorry for the lady though….she was most likely just making pleasent check out line conversation. But I’ll bet she dosen’t speak to anyone again for a long time. 🙂
#16: Hey ECA,
How come that I still recognise you, even though you’re posting under “noname”?
🙂
#3, …This guy is a moron, not to mention just plain rude.
But at least he has clean balls. Can you say the same thing.
Oh, …
#20: I know who noname is and it isn’t ECA despite the capitalizationitis going on. And besides, too many words are spelled correctly for it to be ECA.
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20,
It isnt me.
AND I do not defame others, using Dogeral of the Negitive ethnic or Political Stances.
If I have something to say, it will be on a level you WILL understand, insted of Some idiots Personal IDEA of what he considers to be the proper deffinition of WHAT, HE THINKS IS…
I heard this joke a couple of years back.
What?!?! You guys didn’t know it was joke?
#25, Who cares if this is a joke. I’m enjoying the silly flame war. It appears some people not only didn’t get the joke, they don’t get the posts either.
#24 ECA Thanks, nice compliment. 🙂
Knowing I have your disapproval and that I don’t share your nonsense BS, gives me that extra warm fuzzy, I must be doing something right.
I can only hope to continue being your idiot, and further merit your meaningless disapprovals and mindless rants. I have lots to look forward too.
By the way, how did that driving with No Insurance ticket work out? Still breaking laws?
It’s a great old joke, rephrased to sound like some of those politically pointed right-wing “humor” screeds. First time I recall hearing it was in the 1980s when a friend told me his parents were so poor they sometimes feed him dogfood as a child.
“It never did me any harm, either, until last week. I was just sitting there licking my balls and I fell off the couch,” said he.
At least he didn’t claim a pretzel did it.
Evil, the Idiot was referance to to Whom 20 Thought was myself.
As to nonsence, it depends on If you can see the Logic or not.
discussion is the Abundance of opinions, and deicidien WHICH to belieave. Understanding comes, from Seeing Others POINT, from Their perspective.
Real or not, it’s still funny.
Those calling him rude don’t seem to have issue with a complete stranger asking him about why he’s buying dog food, intruding on his privacy?