Sewage flows down aisles of trans-Atlantic flight | Top Stories | KING5.com | News for Seattle, Washington — Talk about a crappy flight!
Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic.
“To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight,” said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad.
“Ive never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours,” said Brock.
Read the whole story it is disgusting. All the passengers were offered was a $500 voucher for another trip through hell.
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Continental Airlines…. more like Incontinental Airlines.
“Hi, I’m TubGirl! Fly me!”
I guess you have to click on the link to get the whole poop!
Westjet & Virgin, new slogan :
“When you gotta go, go with us”
4. Add: “We’ll get you there safe, No Shit!”
Cripes..who knew this would turn into a punfest. Of course I knew that’s what everyone on here would do-do.
John – weak pun, man. Weak.
Ladies & gentleman, this is the captain.
We are now at thirty thousand feces, and experiencing some turdbulence, so please . . .
So now aircraft have poop-decks?
Sorry I couldn’t help myself from joining the fray.
While all airlines are shitty, Continental seems to have reached a new level.
Snakes on a plane.
Ladies and Gentlemen… The captain has turned off the no-shitting light. You are now free to shit about the cabin,
A straight flush beats a full house
Ding. You are now free to slosh around the country.
I will never forget how Continental screwed the customers in the late 70’s when they filed chapter 11. I had a friend who bought tickets at the counter and before the flight took off they pulled the plug and did not refund. They had managers on hand to pull the cash drawers. In those days it was not unusual for people to pay cash.
Ok, can’t resist. It must have been a shitty flight.
16. No shit? The problem here is they didn’t pull the plug.
Shit happens and then you fly
Now they know how it feels to be a Congressman.
#2 won…. actually I guess this means that the terrorists won this one
#14, pedro wins my choice for best comment with second place to #12, bs.
No one making a comparison to Air Force One ?
23. Fusion, you’re so full of it and just plain wrong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor
RBG ;^)
“We hope you had a nice flight and thank you for flying Honey Dipper Airlines.”
#8 – “…so please”..stain your seats.
That sounds very stressful & could lead to contracting a infection or even a post traumatic stress syndrome. The passengers could sue either individual or as a group.
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