John Safran is an Australian Genius/Crackpot (choose one) who has produced numerous short vids that manage to be insulting/funny (choose one) depending on your perspective and sense of humor. Curiously he always manages to be educational.



  1. bobbo says:

    Nice Promo.

    I’ll go with:
    1. Genius
    2. Both
    3. Yes, Educational

    Nice to see the film guy has adopted the hollywood attitude. Wait till he runs into Ari.

  2. John Benson says:

    Mighty dumb posting. What’s up with the Dvorak postings lately? Maybe he should post a video that pushes the marketing of the Roman Catholic religion. Or an expose on the too-white Protestants. What’s next – an undercover hit piece on the rich Jews?

  3. Misanthropic Scott says:

    This video’s not that new anymore. It is hilarious though.

    #2 – I’m completely failing to see the connections you are making. Have you had a lot of proselytizing Roman Catholics and Jews coming to your door?

  4. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    Yet another post that makes fun of religious people…

    Good.

  5. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    I love how the sexy Mormon chick in the knit hat says “I doubt it” at the end… That piece is comedy gold.

    And that Stin Hausen is a babe. I wanna get my Prophet Smith on with her…

  6. Danijel says:

    -I don’t want to sell crack no more!
    -You don’t have a choice!
    -God gives everyone a choice!

  7. hhopper says:

    #5 – I liked what she said after the movie promo.

    “Wow! Uh… Yahh!”

  8. James Hill says:

    As the only non-Mormon in Salt Lake (who posts on this blog), allow me to add a few points.

    – The film Brigham City was a major flop, but not because of some guy holding a gun. Ted Bundy got his start in SLC, something this community does its best to not talk about (Mormon or otherwise). That film hit a bit too close to home.

    – The one producer claiming to not have any ‘discretionary funds’ was amusing, because none of the Mormon film production houses have any extra money. They simply don’t operate like a typical Hollywood studio. They get a script, then hit up one of the local rich people to fund the project (Larry H. Miller, owner of the Utah Jazz and a major car dealer, being a prime money source). After the movie is made the backers receive a much larger cut of the profits than the average film, of which 10% always goes to the LDS church.

    – These films follow a duh-simple formula to make money: Spend about $300,000 on a film, and they’ll double that amount by releasing the film only in Utah. Then, the money made on DVD sales is all gravy. And don’t worry, the two biggest theaters in SLC are owned by…. Larry H. Miller (see above). They’ll always get screen time.

    – The movie they mentioned with Val Kilmer is the first test of if this formula can work with a big budget film. Your guess is as good as mine as to if it will work.

  9. damion says:

    Could work. Friend of mine us to skate for a Christian Skateboard company. Mana
    Gotta keep up with the times to get all those souls.

  10. ArianeB says:

    Religious culture films are a big potential market. Its not only the Mormons doing it. The Omega Code and its sequel were huge box office hits for audiences made up almost entirely of evangelical Christians. The Left Behind movie series (starring Kirk Cameron) has done well too, and lets not forget a little film called The Passion of the Christ.

    All those Mormon films get released here in Arizona too. One could play the cynical card and say that they play in Arizona because Dan Harkins, owner of Harkins Theaters, is LDS. But, Harkins Theaters does not discriminate in any movies they play (all the nationally released NC-17 films get screen time too) as long as they can bring in customers.

  11. mark says:

    8. Wasnt Gary Gilmore also from SLC? The guy who kinda brought the death penalty back into focus?

  12. Jägermeister says:

    #8

    Very interesting info on their movie business. One of my coworkers is a Mormon… and he’s pretty whacked. He believes in all kinds of stuff. I just can’t imagine living in a city that’s full of people like him… 😀

  13. Carcarius says:

    That chick was hot…

  14. James Hill says:

    #11 – Not from SLC, but committed his first murders around here after getting out on parole for robbery. I guess this town has that affect on people.

    #12 – While it sounds like your coworker comes from the magic underwear side of things, many non-Utah mormons are shocked when they come here and realize that so many people here are mormon all the time. In other words, most mormons are like most catholics, and only hold themselves to the ideals of the religion when it fits them best.

    #10 – Arizona, as well as Nevada, has its fare share of mormons, and I’d guess an LDS theater owner does play into it. Realize the same guy here has no problem show R rated films, though he is the same guy that banned Brokeback Mountain from his theaters.

  15. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #8 – The movie they mentioned with Val Kilmer is the first test of if this formula can work with a big budget film. Your guess is as good as mine as to if it will work.

    Comment by James Hill — 6/17/2007 @ 2:31 pm

    I wonder who will play the Val Kilmer role when Val Kilmer bails on the project… and he will.

  16. Improbus says:

    Who is more crazy, a Scientologist or a Mormon? If you can honestly believe in either you must have serious emotional/mental problems. I can say this because I do not believe in any spooky supernatural bull crap.

  17. James Hill says:

    #15 – 1997 Val? Yes. 2007 Val? He needs the work.

    #16 – Society has decided that a group that, in the end, worships an alien is slightly crazier than a group that, while worshiping a guy with magic glasses and underwear, still worships Jesus.

    Seems to me society is the problem in that equation.

  18. Nunya says:

    Dan Harkins is not mormon. Not sure where anyone would get that idea. The movies play in Az because there is a large mormon demographic. Harkins plays what makes money.


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