Do you know someone who is in danger of being “left behind” because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner’s eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.
Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, “How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?” The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That’s right, we don’t believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
| This guy actually charges for this. His Class III message is $799.99! |
Our flagship model. Your message of up to 3,000 characters is hand-scribed on medieval style parchment sheets, and then rolled and wrapped with a fine Italian ribbon. The Class III message is delivered immediately after the Rapture, so expect delivery in as little as one day, depending on the transportation options available to those rejected from the Kingdom of God.
| I imagine most folks will only be able to afford the Class I $4.99 special. |
Rather than a religious whack job running this, from the quote it’s an Atheist trying to scam money out of religious whack jobs.
Ya, it’s just like Mister Justin proved last week. Dvorak Uncensored posters NO LONGER READ WHAT THEY POST.
Or, they read it and decide to make the headline more sensational by falsifying it.
Good job Anne Coult—errr, hhopper.
Haha. The site is actually pretty funny. The whack jobs spend so much money within their whack job community, there is no reason some intelligent people shouldn’t offer them a service they can waste their money on.
WELL I think its reversed…
The bad will go first, and the Pure will be last…
How else can:
The meek inherit the Earth.
And the First will be last, and the Last shall be first…
come to be??
Obviously this is a scam.
I wish I’d have thought of it.
*LMAO* Very funny site! 😀
Why should opportunist preachers get to make all the buck$ from willing suckers? Go for it!
After the church has stolen billions and billions from the gullible over the past 2000 years, it is great to see the tides turned.
AWESOME!
#5 – It’s never who does it first, but who does it best. I say we put together our own version of this.
This is pure genius!
I hope he makes millions.
“Religious Whack Jobs” ……..not
Hilarious Geniuses ………….yes
Wait a minute. I smell a scam here. Doesn’t the letter actually have to go to Hell? And isn’t it burning hot there? And isn’t this message made of parchment? So maybe if you could get this done in stone or asbestos…
Besides, might it be a tad late for a message saying that everything will be okay?
RBG
2,
The contributors at DU are perfect. Computers botch our headlines, not us. Why don’t you go read Eats, Shoots and Leaves for the 100000th time and correct all your underlining from your past readings and titter about the history of your favourite character… the Colon?
And my headline was accurate. You just took another comment out of context to satisfy your argument. Badly at that…
To refresh you, dude wanted a terrorist attack to solidify republican support. But for his agenda on gay rights, he stated it was only his personal view, and not the party. He did NOT qualify the entire interview that it’s only his view, but the ONE singular topic of homosexuality in his politics. Which means he’s probably as gay as a disgraded Floreda Congressman named Foley…
#4, ECA, you’ve still got it wrong.
The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are getting the hell off this rock!
I wonder if I can get a job as a deliverer. 🙂
#15, I’m starting up UPD – United Parchment Delivery. For only an additional $199, folks can rest assured their flagship parchment will be delivered on time and in perfect condition. Sign up now!
Darn, someone’s already registered my domain at:
http://www.upd.com/
Now that is just weird.
how funny will it be when the time comes for him to deliver these messages – I wonder if he’ll feel such an ass that he won’t even remember he has this little function to perform…
When the rapture comes I am taking the TV evangelists jets and lexuses!
Oh that’s right they will be Left Behind!
I wonder how many accidents on the road will happen when the rapture comes? All those cars with no drivers. Think of the planes falling from teh skies? Or will the land or pull over when the second coming occurs?
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#17, even if it does come, if the guy delivers what will the “customer” do, sue him for breach of contract?
This is a great idea…
#19 Oops, typo, should read “if the guy fails to deliver”
MJ
What does the comment about gays and it being the author’s own opinion have to do with anything? CR’s argument was that “All we need” doesn’t mean that the author wants it to happen. And he wasn’t the only one to discover this — just the most excessively verbose about it.
I think he did reference the “this is only my opinion” bit in a second post, but it was clearly an afterthought and very possibly a mistake.
Anti-church and anti-republican has become as cool as emo on this blog, and everyone seems to think they’ll get some special medal if they can title a post to achieve more of the same. Even if it’s twisted or inaccurate.
What’s worse is that the reasonable anti-church and anti-republican masses are getting annoyed that you make them look so ridiculous, uninformed, and careless.
Nobody’s perfect and blogging software is not rewriting post titles for you. Accept that you made a mistake and forget about CR bringing it up every day.
I agree with #7 — Religion-addled brains are ripe for exploitation; why should only their preachers get to fleece the flock, indeed?
Only the religious people who don’t read the Bible and think they’re going to heaven would fall for this though!
“The righteous themselves will possess the earth, and they will reside forever upon it.” Psalms 37:29
That website and most religious people have it all backwards…
If what you want is someone to care for your pets after the rapture, check out these guys http://www.jesuspets.com.
They’re atheists. They’re not going anywhere. They’ll take your money now and care for your pets later. Face it, you won’t need money where you’re going, if you believe hard enough.
Wish I thought of that one.
#4, #15,
The meek shall inherit the Earth, in one by two meter plots. – Lazarus Long, a Heinlein character.
Special savings for 700 Club members I bet