The world has received proof that prison does indeed work. In an interview from the Los Angeles jail, celebrity inmate Paris Hilton claimed a remarkable transformation in her character. She said she was no longer superficial, had found God, wanted to work with sick children and had not looked in a mirror since entering prison.
She said she had spent her time playing table tennis, reading newspapers, the Bible and self-help books.
The privations of prison life, she added, had enriched her. Make-up was not allowed, and while the absence of face cream had left her skin parched, she had her mind on more important matters.
I’m still waiting to see if she jumps into bed with the Born Again Floozies, goes on Cruise Control with Scientology or takes the badass prison route and accepts guidance from the teachings of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad.
Have to say the handlers Paris has been paying have been doing the job. She is telling everyone what they wanted to hear. That Bible touch will sell in Peoria.
Seriously, though, this chick is probably an addict, and her “illness” is probably drug withdrawl. Even money this female version of Robert Downey Jr. will be back in jail in two years. Any takers?
Paris finds Christ?
That’s hot.
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If paris was as intelligent as her fathers money PAID for…WOW.
I Really think both are lacking in LIFE experience, including her mother.
Money may make a Comfy bed to lay on, but It sure dont make a person SMART.
As to being pretty, I dont think those shows she DID made an impact. Who thinks they were Fake? Besides me.
Pretty is a picture you can hang on a wall, but it dont fill the stomach.
Who would pay money to listen to a person WITHOUT practical knowledge? How many of you had ANY older person listen to you when you were in your 20’s?
If it werent for her father, I DONT think she would be Where she is today, EVEN if someone afforded her a good education.
LOS ANGELES—Paris Hilton will have to find a new agent when she gets out of jail.
The Endeavor talent agency has dropped the reality show star, said Michael Donkis, a spokesman for the company.
Well, she found out where the line is drawn — no helping sick kids talk,
#14, Yes I heard. Jesus is a savior. He works as a lifeguard at the community pool.
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And in the beginning, there was nothing. And the Lord said, “Let there be light”. And you could see for fucking miles in every god damn direction. All the billboards and other outside advertising.
Then the Lord said “Let there be rain”. And it pissed like hell all fucking day. Canceled the Yankees game.
Then the Lord said unto Moses, “Come fourth”. And the fucken nincompoop came third. God had a bundle wagered on the trifecta. Boy, was he pissed at that schmuck. Cost him big time. God was so pissed he took it out on everybody, again. He made it rain frogs, killed all the first born, gave everyone boils, and a bunch of other shit.
But we are all God’s children. But somehow we’re not really his children. I don’t get it. Is this sort of like calling my parent’s friends Uncle & Aunt so and so?
But think about it a bit. Do I really want him to be my father? His only begotten son was allowed to suffer and die on a cross.
One revengeful dude that god is. Maybe he has body lice, or cooties, or something.
Oh ya, I couldn’t give one runny shit what Miss Paris Hilton is doing in jail. She screwed up and deserves to be there. I can only hope she learns that drinking and driving don’t mix.