1. Jägermeister says:

    He’s a lucky man. Though, his life was sort of set on fast forward. 🙂

  2. Rob says:

    His life took a even more shocking turn when, not long after awakening, he found out that Duke Nukem Forever is STILL not released.

  3. Mark Derail says:

    You house property went up, then way down, then up a bit, down a bit, up a bit.

    So overall your house is now worth 60k$ more, but needs over 100k$ in renovations.

    No worry, there’s this show now on the Telly on channel TLC (no, it’s not a number) called Flip This House. No, not a cooking show . . .

  4. Jägermeister says:

    #2

    LMAO!!

  5. Gary Marks says:

    After getting over his enormous Duke Nukem Forever disappointment, his next words were, “I’m OK, but I really feel sorry for Paris Hilton — she’s suffered so much!”

  6. John Paradox says:

    Sorry, but the doctor’s name made me laugh

    Boguslaw?

    J/P=?

  7. alex says:

    I’m sorry for You guys 🙁

  8. Michael says:

    #2 won

  9. ECA says:

    In the USA, that would cost the family for the NEXT 5 generations to pay off.
    Think of ALl the physical theripy he is going to need.

  10. Billy Bob says:

    Surprisingly, he was declared “not alive” and starved to death.

  11. MikeN says:

    So did Bush get elected?


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