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… and depart in search of donuts.
Dvorark dot org slash blog is starting too remind me of my blog… lol! 🙂
I, for one, am OPPOSED to a chicken police state.
Excellent example of proper police procedure for a domestic dispute.
Separate the fighting parties and then each cop has an ever-so-slightly threatening discussion with each participant: “If we have to come back here, there’s gonna be real trouble and everybody’s going to jail – or the hen house – or the cooking pot – or wherever!”
Exit stage right to the donut shop.
#3 – I for one welcome our new chicken police overlords….
(I always wanted to be the one to post that line… even it is one one the three Hopper inspired video posts within a 5 minute period)
Using the traditional good chicken/bad chicken technique.
J/P=?
furthermore:
chicken, chicken, chicken
…Roosters and chickens v.s. rabbits?
#3 – Mark – Look, let’s get real here. Times are different now, and if we have to give up a few rights to the chicken police to avoid the terrorism of uncontrolled rabbitry, it’s worth it.
Those chickens had better watch out — that’s the most foul, evil tempered creature you’ve ever set eyes on, it has a vicious streak a mile wide !! So, brave chickens, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Fred Flint, Now it’s time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
#4 – I’m glad someone realized how well trained these chicken police were. They followed the book to a T.
And I didn’t mean to post all these videos at the same time. I screwed up the scheduler when the chicken police pulled over the tortoise.
Am I overly sensitive, or were those cops rednecks?
were those cops rednecks?
Rhode Island Rednecks?
J/P=?
I just love weekends at DU when we all have the time and energy to be profound or silly or especially both.
#9 BubbaRay – So you’re the one who’s been hoarding those Holy Hand Grenades. Well, it’s your funeral because that means you’re the one who’s nominated to deal with that fearsome rabbit if it ever comes back.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to mention, I prefer my foul, evil tempered rabbit fried and if you can find enough of those nasty, big pointed teeth, the necklace is yours.
#13, Fred Flint, I’ll be willing to give up the Holy Hand Grenade, but only if thou shalt count to three, three being the number thou shalt count, not one or two.
Very quickly: un, deux, trois!
Just throw the damned thing before I get to cinq because I have trouble pronouncing quatre and I assume the holy pin has already been pulled!