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I’d do her.
Looks like someone needs a hug. Or a JackRabbit.
I think I know why her husband left her.
Very angry. Maybe she should try women. I know a few that would dig a woman like that.
Mike Tyson, meet your blind date!
“Don’t irritate her on first date” — hell, don’t irritate her EVER. That woman packs a punch!
Angry LESBIAN!
Gee…can’t imagine why she’s alone. Woman definatley has anger issues.
christ. I don’t think the guys are the ones with issues in this equation.
lol, she punches like a girl, far to much from the shoulder and nothing from the hip. It would tickle to be happy slapped by this one.
I’d hit that.
But…..What’s the secret?
She could use a basic course in public speaking because she’s having some trouble getting her very valid point across. But she’s far more attractive than the teenage tarts the bloggers here post all too often.
Most guys are idiots about women. One need only read this blog to know that despite the astronomical IQs, women are a mystery to most men.
I’d have to bloody her nose just to get a hard on!
Woahhhh…. psy-cho….
[double post – ed.]
Maybe she is just going for the wrong type. Back away from the yuppies. The best place to find a mate is at the gym, you can see what your getting physically, and close observation will tell you what your getting ego wise. Its not perfect, but better than a meat market or church.
#18 – Yes… Yuppies are scum. True. And church is the single worst place to meet anyone, ever, unless all you are after is hot kinky monkey sex.
I think that rather than the gym, she should be cruisin the guys at the computer supply store. I’m usually hanging out near video cards or CPUs. Anytime she wants some real action, she can find me at the Geek Market.
Cripes.
OFTLO – Watch out. You made two comments on a YouTube video. You’re slipping.
#19 – What’s kinky about monkey sex? It’s healthy and natural to get turned on by your partner throwing her shit at you.
#21 – I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, around a conumdrum, packed in a puzzle, and so on….
What a mental case.
Who likes rough sex?
I’d hit it
like the fist of God hitting the earth!
I think we dated…
Moma said knock you out…
Whew! She’s a ball of fire, that one! However, she’s cute and has a great body, so I think it would be worth taking the risk because it seems as if what she is angry about is the mistreatment and arrogance she has seen in men. If the right man comes along (like me! :)) who would treat her with respect, she would be great! Plus, you wouldn’t ever have to worry about walking across a dark parking lot at night!!!!!!!
Wow! She’s hot!
Was the reference to “homework” about her child? That’s not good.
PS: Isn’t she making a mistake to hit with her kneecaps like that?
i would love to fuck her,smack her ass and then cuddle
With my charm and wit the fisty cuffs thing would be a non-issue.