I fell the need for speed!

The King of Speed – JumboJoke.com: SR-71 pilot comments on one of his experiences flying the supersonic beast of the skies, affectionately known as ‘Habu’ by their crews. To read the full account go to the link above.

There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact.
We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. We would soon be flying real missions. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, tasked with monitoring four different radios. It had been difficult for me to relinquish control of the radios, but it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, controlling daily traffic in their sector.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed.
-Center replied: “November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important.

Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed.
-“Ah, Twin Beach: I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.”
Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren.
Then out of the blue, a Navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios.
-“Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check.”

Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it — ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet.
And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion:
-“Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios.

Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke:
-“Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?”
There was no hesitation, and the reply came as if was an everyday request:
-“Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”

That’s around 2120 mph (3410 km/h)

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice:
-“Ah, Center, much thanks. We’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the controllers voice when L.A. came back with:
-“Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed.



  1. Greymoon says:

    An oldie but a goodie.

  2. hhopper says:

    That was new to me and it was a dandy!

  3. Kim Helliwell says:

    I don’t remember the setup, but I like the one where the pilot of some similar aircraft checks in over NM for vectors to somewhere, and adds: “and Ma’am, I don’t do turns”

    Also the one where various pilots are asking for higher altitude, and finally the military guy comes in with: “request flight level 600.” The controller answers: “if you can get there, it’s all yours…”

  4. busdriver says:

    The Habu was always the plane the I envisioned Batman would fly. Quite a site, kind of like watching the B-2 today.

    I ask, who is going faster, the SR-71 at the edge of space at 2000 knots, or the F-18 at tree level going 500 mph? Its all relative.

    It may still be the fastest plane, but I think even the Habu pilot would be sucking seat cushion at night making a carrier landing in low visibility after an all night mission, something Navy pilots do every day.

    (I just had to stick up for my wings of GOLD)

  5. BubbaRay says:

    #3, Kim, wouldn’t FL 600 be 113 miles MSL? Would be a fun mistake request, though. Those pesky controllers. 🙂

    On one of those rare days with 55 kt. headwinds at 4K IFR right over DFW, flying in a spruce and fabric Citabria capable of maybe 130 kts., approach called me and asked “Ident. Say airspeed.” I’m sure they wanted me out of their airspace ASAP. How embarrassing, my groundspeed was only 70 kts. and they let everyone within 150 NM know it. Geez, cars were passing me on SH 183 below. [The return flight at 180 kts. GS was pretty cool.]

    Just once — just once I’d like a ride in that Blackbird surfing the jetstream winds. Thanks, Gasparrini, made my day.

  6. Raff says:

    Nice story.. I always wanted to fly in a blackbird myself..

  7. Evan C says:

    Thanks for that story! Really great read!

  8. tallwookie says:

    haha that was great

  9. Read says:

    On a visit to the Boeing museum in Seattle, we heard this very same pilot tell this story. It was a good story then and it still is.

    He is also a very good photographer and was sharing some of the amazing pics he took from the SR 71. He has also published some coffee table books of the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels.

  10. ZeOverMind says:

    It was always awesome to watch the Habu take off on their missions when I lived in Okinawa. We would watch it slowly climb and accelerate outside our house near Kadena airbase. The nickname “Habu” came from the locals it reminded them of the deadly snake that is indigenous to the island. The pilots like the nick so much that they adopted the nickname.

  11. PcMonster says:

    Great story!
    I always liked the way they let the Blackbird go out in style. With one of its last trips across country before it was to be retired the SR-71A #972 set a couple of records in 1990.
    #1 US Coast to Coast: 67m. 54s for 2124.5 mph
    #2 Los Angeles to Washington, DC: 64 m. 20s. for 2144.8 mph
    (info from: http://www.blackbirds.net/sr71/sr-timeline/srtl90.html)

  12. smartalix says:

    FYI, Habu = cobra. The SR71 got that namew because of its flattened profile. What a badass plane.

    I’d love to see the Aurora, or whatever they changed the name of the SR71’s successor to. If the Air Force turned down money to keep the SR71 in the air it makes you wonder what the replacement is like.

  13. Rick Pali says:

    #5, FL 600 is 60,000 feet subject to variation because of air pressure.

    A mere 11+ miles.

  14. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    That story’s the first thing I’ve smiled at today…

    I personally regret never making the commitment to become a pilot, as I take great pride in my driving and sailing skillz, and that knack seems to extend to aircraft… and as a certified (or certifiable, according to some of my passengers) speed freak, the Blackbird has always held a special fascination for me, moreso than even LSR vehicles.

    But! even in my advanced state of decrepitude, I not long ago found a way to join my brethren of the sky without all the headaches and expense – the powered parachute. After watching one short video, I knew I had to have one. Slowest thing in the sky. Maybe that’s the appeal.

    I recommend everyone who’s ever dreamed of flying but never acted on it check them out – hell, my Granny could fly one of these – and she’s dead!

  15. BubbaRay says:

    @14, Rick, got me there, FL 600 would only be 60,000 ft, at standard pressure, 1013 mb, not 600,000 ft. My bad for adding a darned zero to the calculator. It’s still the edge of Class A airspace. (Face now very red).

    Haven’t been to FL 600 ever, but I sure would like to go. You could see the curvature of the Earth at that altitude, very cool. Please get me a right seat on the next G5 leaving DFW.

    http://www.gulfstream.com/

  16. hhopper says:

    I think you’d better stick with the LS600h… a sudden side wind won’t knock that out of the sky.

  17. BubbaRay says:

    #15, Lauren, aren’t those cool? My cousin, an ex B-52 pilot, has one and claims it’s more fun than 8 engines. It’s so windy in DFW most days, he doesn’t get much flying time but it looks great. Ever flown 30 ft. off the ground with a train of FlexFoil kites, just 2 lines of kevlar on your wrists keeping you suspended in the air? Same principle, cheap thrills, but watch out for the landings. 🙂

    http://www.flexifoil.com/

  18. Peter Jakobs says:

    it’s easy being fast when your tail’s ablaze, but watch them get swetty palms (and maybe even wet pants) when the oven quits before the wheels touch the ground!

    #3: there might be different versions of this story, but the first I heard was from a BA Concorde approaching NY center control with a request for FL550 which was granted with “if you can get there, you can have it” and the Concorde came back saying “roger, descending to FL550, Speedbird 123” as the Concordes used to cruise at FL600.

    pj

  19. BertDawg says:

    The point of the story was the radio chatter and how important it is to sound cool on the radio and fulfill the aviators’ obligation to be the coolest in any given exchange. To that end, I submit an exchange from when my brother-in-law was undergoing flight training for the
    Air Force somewhere in Texas.
    There were half a dozen aircraft going around the pattern practicing touch-and-goes one afternoon. All had apparently mastered the
    technique, and were becoming bored, when over the radio came the words, “Ahh Ha Ha Haaah! This is the GREEN HORNET!”
    The first time that occurred, tower personnel let it go without comment. Then, a few minutes later, “Ahh Ha Ha Haaahhh! This IS the GREEN HORNET!”
    No longer could the tower folks let it go, so the controller said, “Aircraft making that last transmission, if you read me, wiggle your
    wings!”
    After only the slightest of pauses came the reply, “Ahh Ha Ha HAAAAH! This is the GREEN HORNET again! If you read ME, wiggle the tower!”
    The way the story goes, they never found out who was responsible, but I have my suspicions.

  20. JET says:

    That was a gem. I was laughing even before reaching the end. Thinking of speed is actually exhilarating. Thanks hhopper for the link.

  21. Miguel Correia says:

    #21, That one reminds of the other guy who was waiting in a huge line for takeoff and all the sudden radios:
    – I’m fuckin’ bored.
    To which control replies:
    – Station calling, please identify yourself.
    – I said I was fuckin’ bored, not fuckin’ stupid.

  22. emeryjay says:

    Flying is huge fun. The faster the better.Or upside down. I no longer have a current ticket, but it is burned into may DNA to ask: “say again, please” when asking someone to repeat something.

  23. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    #17 – hhopper

    “I think you’d better stick with the LS600h… a sudden side wind won’t knock that out of the sky. ”

    #19 – HBear

    “Lauren,had one do a Roman candle into the sea next to me 2 years ago after a control cable snapped in a turn. Very memorable that was.”

    Hmmmmmmm………. well, I’m not checked out on either model, the PPC or the LS600hL (they won’t sell the short-wheelbase LS600h in NA), so I’ll just hafta probe their respective performance envelopes myself… 🙂

    #18 – BubbaRay

    “Ever flown 30 ft. off the ground with a train of FlexFoil kites, just 2 lines of kevlar on your wrists keeping you suspended in the air?”

    No, can’t say I have… Always wanted to try a boat-towed foil / chute / kite, but I can’t swim. 🙁

    BTW, BR, I left you a little thingy way back there on the tailend of that DRM thread…

  24. BubbaRay says:

    25, Lauren,

    Darnit, I hate posting late, but you can learn to fly stunt kites in one day. Some are inexpensive (or you can spend $1,000) and you can jump above an uncrowded beach or very large grassy field. Like I said, watch out for the landings, hello artificial hips. You don’t have to leave the ground if you don’t want to.

    Stunt-kite flying is great fun and one heck of a way to entertain and educate kids (and crazy adults) and the wind is free. The most popular uses of power kites are buggying, kite sailing and kite jumping.

    Wish I knew how to post pictures in a msg. Hope you see this.

    http://www.kitesetc.com/


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